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The 10 Best Job Titles Ever

Sure, they may not all be as glamorous as they sound, but either way, these jobs are a great way to make a living. Because their names are awesome. posted on July 27, 2011 at 4:13pm EDT

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  • 1. Penguinologist

    Penguinologist

    Job description.

  • 2. Abnormal Situation Manager

    Abnormal Situation Manager

    Job description.

  • 3. Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers

    Supreme Commander of the Allied Powers

    Job description.

  • 4. Bread Scientist

    Bread Scientist

    Job description.

  • 5. Chick Sexer

    Chick Sexer

    Job description.

  • 6. Hero of Time

    Hero of Time

    Job description.

  • 7. Taxmaster

    Taxmaster

    Job description.

  • 8. Package Handler

    Package Handler

    Job description.

  • 9. Marijuana Dispensary Reviewer

    Marijuana Dispensary Reviewer

    Job description.

  • 10. Analrapist

    Analrapist

    Job description.

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