i am slim, i am fit, i am a potato

How is using a pint glass as a speaker “horrifying and disgusting”? Way to be hyperbolic, Buzzfeed.

Magazine is always for entertainment. Including these tips. You should consider these suggestions as jokes not for reality. But then again, those are incredibly funny as hell..

awww. british magazines sound like some crazy old grandparent.

fucken chavs.

I feel like most of their problems can be solved by eating more and being less stupid.

People in the UK are weird

Re: #7. “What exactly are you doing?” “Just grabbing my nuts, Your Honor.”

Michael look simply thrilled with his new cut-off pajama shorts. Weed must be cheap in the UK, right? Because the people who wrote these must be so high…so high.

These are all taken from lifedeathtoptips.tumblr.com

That cat looks positively thrilled.

What's wrong with half of these tips? Some of them actually work.

#10 sounds like the terrifying ramblings of a lunatic.

I'm so proud these are all from the UK. My nation is glorious.

are these real?

anyone have the link to getting a subscription to this magazine?

the eggs aren't a terrible idea

Couples of those aren't such bad ideas. So judgmental, buzzfeed.

I like Dusty Springclean. When I was very young I had an old duster that I used as a puppet. The brightly colored feathers looked like hair to me, so it became an actor, and my bed the stage. I think I went as far as to glue googly eyes on it. Also, I made some rad tissue paper ghosts for the warm-up act! But then again, I am certifiable, so maybe I'm just proving your point.

The one with the glass as a speaker is actually a great idea, I've done it and it works quite well.