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1. On Caps Lock
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2. On Health
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3. On His Daily Routine
People who have stumbled across his account tend to pose some “interesting” questions.
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4. On His Sex Life
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5. On His Tumblr
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6. On Pharmacies
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7. On Hannah Cross
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8. On Google
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9. On Back Rashes
His Name is Johnathan Wolcott
He was born in New Haven, Connecticut, on March 17, 1933. And inexplicably, he has a Tumblr. Which he clearly does not understand how to use. Here are just a few of his posts. (From johnwolcott.tumblr.com.)
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Not real. Can't be. Most old people who are that unaware about technology freak out just by touching a computer let alone turning it on, opening up a web browser and logging into their tumblr dashboard.
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This would be hilarious if it wasn't being written by some 24 year old in an ironic “Kenny Loggins” t-shirt.
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I want my inception to be that this is real. You hearing this, architects?
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but how do i delete googles?
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I have never been so entertained.
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this is fuckin Freakie fake who the fuck is johnathan wolcott and it is completely FAKE and scripted fucking tumblr fuck oooooooooooof
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Looks as fake as ShitMyDadSays.
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Where's the “I almost wet my pants laughing” button?
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i really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope this is real.
