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50 Hypocritical And Or Useless Signs

It seems anywhere you go, there's a sign telling you what to do. Well, with these signs, it wouldn't make much of a difference whether you obeyed them or not.

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  • stacyh4 thinks 50 Hypocritical And Or Useless Signs is LOL  about 3 months ago ×
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  • i think the first 7 are fake. i refuse to finish read this

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  • #12 is just hilarious.

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  • Check out #5 the computer is a 'homo's devil machine' Too funny

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  • #5 is actually a protester for gay marriage making fun of the way the religious pick and choose their beliefs.

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  • I love seeing ironic & funny signs.

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  • tiffanym9 thinks 50 Hypocritical And Or Useless Signs is WTF, Fail & LOL  about 7 months ago ×
  • #29 is actually valid: reducing lanes on a road that flows into a larger one can help ease congestion there, even to the point where one lane is faster than two lanes.

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  • #25 is right by my house. I've always laughed at that sign.

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  • Why is 10 useless or hypocritical? Confined spaces in mixing tanks are not to be messed with! I think it's missing some context.

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  • katherineemilys   50 Hypocritical And Or Useless Signs  about 7 months ago ×
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  • I live by #38 and right now it says, “Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana”

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  • A street near me.

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  • Haha #5. So the guy at Kinko's just has really awesome straight-edge skills?

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  • Umm… 35 is nothing but a bunch signs waiting to be placed at a fair, etc. Of course they point in different directions when they are in storage. Fail.

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  • I'd say #5 is sarcastic, considering the flag she's holding just below the sign.

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  • I agree that many of these are meant to be funny. I don't agree that most are photoshopped. There really are a lot of stupid people on this planet and I'm sure most of these signs are needed somewhere.

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  • Sigh. Unfortunately I must report that #32 is no joke. I've walked past it many times, and it always leads me to wonder where on earth common sense has gone.

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  • #2 actually translates to “Don't trample the flowerbeds.”

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  • Missed a few jokes there…

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  • I'm sure Josh meant “50 Ironic or Useless Signs.” Hypocritical insinuates moral beliefs, and because signs aren't people, they are incapable of dubious morality. Just sayin'…

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  • Regarding sign #19…I grew up near that sign. I always took it to mean “experiment with using your other senses”. I used to close my eyes as a kid while on the trail and wonder what it would be like to be blind. I don't think it's a useless sign at all. :-)

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  • Might as well include this one, since it appears this is mostly about fictional signage.

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