• 1. Ralph Klein, Premier of Alberta, Canada

    Ralph Klein , Premier of Alberta, Canada

    Pie-thrower: The Banana-Cream Three

  • 2. Calvin Klein, Fashion Designer

    Calvin Klein , Fashion Designer

    Pie-thrower: PETA
    Notes: Technically ‘friendly fire,’ as the assailants were aiming for Karl Lagerfeld, as Klein’s products are fur-free.

  • 3. Bill Gates, Microsoft Founder and Chairman

    Pie-thrower: Noël Godin
    Notes: After the attack, Godin reportedly only commented, ‘My work is done here.’

  • 4. King Carl XVI Gustaf, Swedish Monarch

    King Carl XVI Gustaf , Swedish Monarch

    Pie-thrower: A sixteen-year-old Swedish boy
    Notes: The teenager was arrested on charges of treason immediately after being apprehended.

  • 5. Abraham Beame, Mayor of New York City

    Abraham Beame , Mayor of New York City

    Pie-thrower: Aron Kay

  • 6. Fred Phelps, Conservative Religious Activist

    Fred Phelps , Conservative Religious Activist

    Pie-thrower: Biotic Baking Brigade [Des Moines chapter]
    Notes: BBB’s statement was, ‘With our heads held high and our baked goods in hand, we are the cream topping on the pie tin of gay liberation and we unite under the motto, There will be no peace, as long as there is pie and there will be pie as long as there are fascists. Fascist gay-bashers everywhere be warned: the pies are in the oven.’

  • 7. James Allen Rhodes, Governor of Ohio

    James Allen Rhodes , Governor of Ohio

    Pie-thrower: A demonstrator protesting against the construction of a new gym building at Kent State University

  • 8. Alex Rodriguez, Third Baseman for the New York Yankees

    Alex Rodriguez , Third Baseman for the New York Yankees

    Pie-thrower: A.J. Burnett

  • 9. Jeffrey Skilling, Enron CEO

    Jeffrey Skilling , Enron CEO

    Pie-thrower: Biotic Baking Brigade [Agent Chocolate Supreme]
    Notes: Agent Chocolate Supreme’s statement was, ‘Jeffrey Skilling and associates were carrying a lot of Karmic debt, and the choclate cream pie JuJu cut through the disguise. … Since Mr. Skilling, who made $132 million this year, creamed usI felt obligated to cream him.’

  • 10. Thomas Friedman, New York Times Columnist

    Pie-thrower: Unnamed female Brown student, associate escaped