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    20 Signs You Are A Cartoon Villain

    We're all actually cartoon villains.

    1. You don't have the best relationship with your older siblings:

    2. Cookies are your favorite food group:

    3. Ants can suck it in your book:

    4. You want to marry your computer:

    5. You appreciate the value of a dollar:

    6. You get a little pissed when people don't invite you to parties:

    7. You are the master of disguise:

    8. You need everyone to know how smart you are:

    9. You just want your crush to like you back:

    10. Babysitting is your own personal Hell:

    11. Your body is totally jacked but your voice makes you sound like you're a habitual steroid user:

    12. You believe you are better than what your current job is:

    13. You're a jealous asshole:

    14. You get a little resentful towards people better looking than you:

    15. You rocked the two pigtails before Miley made them famous:

    16. You actually know how to play the Joker card in a hand:

    17. You never fully recovered from losing a former best friend:

    18. You'll do anything it takes to come out on top:

    19. Turtles aren't your favorite animal:

    20. You hate everyone: