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The Dutch pot was probably the oldest item in the house, even older than you.
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And stealing meat from the pot without getting caught was a daily challenge.
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Whether you had a cold or had a broken ankle, all illnesses and ailments were treated with this:
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And if tea didn’t work, you’d be rubbed down with a tub of Vicks and sent to bed.
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And if that didn't work, this probably would:
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The furniture in the front room was covered in plastic.
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And there was always a bottle of Dettol in the bathroom.
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You knew at least one family member with beaded door curtains.
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Or one of these illustrations hanging on their wall.
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Inside the fridge you'd find a bottle of homemade hot pepper sauce.
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And if a tin of Milo wasn't in your kitchen cupboard...
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...then you would definitely find a tin of condensed milk.
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Or a variety of tinned fish.
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A quick dinner always involved corned beef.
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And you'd always look forward to Sunday dinner, especially if guests were coming round.
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This was the most important section in the supermarket.
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Because you could buy drinks like this.
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At every social gathering you were sure to find D&G sodas, Supermalt, Mighty Malt, Ting, Ginger Beer, and Sorrel.
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And a bunch of these:
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You were also likely to meet a new family member, usually an auntie, uncle, or cousin.
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And you'd always come home with a plate or container of food.
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Not greeting someone when you walked into a room was the ultimate sin.
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And ambiguous commands like "get the ting from the ting" were all too familiar.
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You wouldn't complain, because you knew better than to talk back to your elders.
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But the best thing of all is knowing this: