For all the criticism that it has received, The Expendables was at the very least its own movie. But now MGM and Tom Cruise are going to borrow Sylvester Stallone’s already-borrowed formula of cramming the biggest action stars in the world into one …
I have to cover news, and sadly, not every story can be puppy dogs and ice cream and Zac Efron getting peed on. This one is much less fun. You may remember Transformers 3 extra Gabriela Cedillo, who was left with brain injuries after an accident on …
What’s cooler than getting a Rufio tattoo to cover up your Edward Cullen tattoo? The possibility of a Hook sequel centered on Rufio, easily the coolest Filipino character in early 90s pirate films not counting Cutthroat Island. This according to Dan…
My DC comic book knowledge is pretty limited, so please forgive my ignorance, but apparently the new animated Batman films, The Dark Knight Returns Pt.
If you don’t remember Bob Ray, he’s the guy who directed a documentary about a batsh*t awesome Austin character named Chad Holt – you may remember when I posted the trailer a while back, with the headline “I took a year off to raise guinea pigs and …
This is one of those internet creations I see and think, “Dammit, why didn’t I think of that?” Those jerks at Vulture beat me to the idea I should’ve had, compiling every line of dialog spoken by Rihanna in Battleship. I still haven’t seen it, but j…
Kevin Smith’s transition from cult filmmaker to one-man media empire continues this week as Hulu has announced that Smith’s “anti-movie review” show, Spoilers, will premiere on Hulu starting June 4th. SPOILER ALERT: He wears his hockey sweater in th…
I haven't been paying much attention to Alex Cross, mainly because it's an adaptation of a McNovel by James Patterson being directed by xXx's Rob Cohen
It’s been a long time since I had a movie-going experience as weird and wonderful as There Will Be Blood (apparently other people DON’T giggle like schoolgirls when a priest gets beaten to death with a bowling pin. Go figure.). Drive comes close. In…
I like to pretend that I’m smart and that I can predict what people are going to do, but of course I can’t, and almost every day shows me new ways that I can still be surprised by people’s stupidity. So while I’d love to say all along that I knew a …
Like lists? I don't care! This is a list of my favorite stories in the…
Chappelle dropped in to Cobb’s Comedy Club on short notice this past…
Further proving the equation that Bill Murray = The Best.
Halloween is just around the corner, but I think we might as well all just give…
Winning? I'm not even keeping score.
The Hollywood Reporter recently ran a feature on “Summer Box…
This will be Emilio Estevez's legacy.
Kevin Smith says Bruce Willis was a dick.
Cameron Diaz is a very naughty teacher.
Alice in Wonderland cleaned up at the box office based solely on Johnny…
That was fast. Allegedly the pop star was upset after a contestant butchered…
Happy 30 birthday to the the most lovable alien. However, E.T. wasn't…
Barry was quite the accomplished marijuana enthusiast back in high school and…
