It just came to me! I know why Fred Phelps hates us “gifted and chosen” brothers and sisters! You see, there's this park less than a mile from the Little Church on the Prarie which is frequented by homosexual men looking to milk their lizzards and as ugly as old Fred is, is it any wonder that he never had any luck hooking up at the park? Probably has one of those little Vienna sausages that even the trolls who do the park wouldn't touch with a 20 foot pole! And what evr happened to Anita Bryant? Is she still alive? Still bangin the bible and drinking OJ with cheap vodka? That bitch's problem with us guys is that she probably caught her hot hubby sucking off their pool guy, and flew into a rage when her old man told her she was a lousy cocksucker, anyway, and although her balls were huge and her testosterone level off the charts, he preferred a nice cock over her tired snatch. And have you noticed how ugly old Fred's church members are? And how small the congregation is? The gentlemen members are butt ugly and being a butch fag I'd have to say that I'm more man than they'd ever be and more woman than they's ever have. Maybe I'll even do a casserole for their next “covered dish” supper. Or better yet, I'll just bring the kool aid and old Freddy can just add the venom to taste.