Sorry about all the autocorrect typos in my last post. I can’t reply directly from my phone. Hopefully it still makes sense!
I’m sure I’m not the only Arizonan* who read this and pined for that 35°c. We’re between 43°-48°C (110°-118°F) pretty much from June-September, and it gets humid during monsoons, so it is not a dry heat. Having lived other places, I was back living in Ireland and went on holiday in England during the huge great wave in 2002 (?-ish) when the tunnel tracks buckled in the Channel Tunnel. I will day that the great over there felt heavy and oppressive, you could hardly breathe. It’s a different feeling of heat so I totally understand where they’re coming from. But…come out to AZ. It’s like a sneak preview of the second level of hell.
*Although it’s completely off subjected, I’d just like to offer my deepest apologies to everyone affected, directly or indirectly, by the bigoted, racist, hateful, harmful, and despicable actions by some people and most lawmakers from the state of Arizona. We’re not all assholes. :-)
Response to This Woman Talking About Her Niece Is All Of Us:
I can relate to 100% of this. Also, I’m sorry, but my niece is the cutest and sweetest child to walk the face of the planet. Ever. It’s cute that everyone else thinks theirs is, though. ;)
Response to What’s Your Nerd Name?:
*Poindexter - there’s no “t” after the “n” but it’s a minor mistake. These were funny.
Clone Club! Get her a Clone Phone! (Orphan Black, anyone?)
Response to How I Gave Myself Permission To Be Gluten-Free:
From one Celiac to another - thank you.
Response to I Tried The Fanny Basket And It Saved My Life:
In UK & Ireland, “fanny” means “c#nt.” The “c word” isn’t at all as offensive here as it is in the States.
Target, please do a little research before you market the “c#nt basket” over here please. I can just imagine.
Clever idea, though just putting a basket down also frees your hands up…
Response to A Group Of White People Had To Correctly Match Asian Food And Asian People With Their Origin Country:
Where’s the group of white people? Out of those guessing, not everyone appeared white. Especially when the two girls mentioned that they were Korean…just saying.
Response to 32 Of The Most Powerful Photos From This Week:
*Derry, N Ireland.
Tiocfaidh ar la.
Response to What Does Your Eye Color Say About You?:
Hi. So, I’m a unicorn… you’re interested in interviewing me, you say? I don’t normally grant interviews (or wishes) but… what the hay. (Get it? Get it? Hey/Hay? Oh, I’m good. anyway)
I’ll need just a few minor things prepped prior to my arrival. I prefer to slide down a rainbow to make my entrance, so please leave a large window or door open.
I am technically only allowed to talk to the pure of heart, but that’s such a fluid definition. Just don’t pick anyone who has ever had any affiliation with Fox News and/or Tom Cruise. (we had a falling out filming Legend.)
Please, no horn fetishists, either.
Lastly, please do not send That Guy/Gal who thinks they’ll be getting a wish so they can wish for more wishes. The last guy we let do that ended up getting power hungry, which turned into horrible situation. The movies The Last Unicorn and Legend (curse you, Cruise!) are based on those experiences. So have your people call my people. I have to do a kid’s birthday party and a virgin blessing this weekend, but I’m sure we could touch base and set up a time. Cheers.
On that last one, somewhere that guy Mark Mallman is super embarrassed, and all his coworkers now know what floats his boat.
Some of these other cakes were way too realistic for me to ever consider eating them.
What a disgusting cow. (Katie, not Kelly.) It doesn’t matter is she’s fat, skinny, or sick, it doesn’t give you the reason to be cruel. I’m sure one day a huge fault of hers will be exposed and she’ll be on the receiving end of the hate.
Response to After People Tried To Body-Shame This Guy Dancing At A Concert Something Amazing Happened:
I have so much to say about this, but for some reason my eyes are all blurry and wet and I can’t see the keyboard on my phone. It’s simply kind and good.
Heartbreaking. These poor women were murdered and then shamed even in death.
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Nuclear. NEW-klee-ar. Not NEWK-yoo-ler. I will forever be mildly horrified that Pres. George W. Bush essentially had the power to unleash humanity-ending weapons that he couldn’t even pronounce. When asked why he said nuclear incorrectly, he tried to say it was a “regional accent.” Yeah, nope.
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Maybe it would be a good idea to avoid dangerous situations??? So, females shouldn’t go to parties? Because showing up is a dangerous situation? Maybe it would be a good idea not to rape women at parties. Or ever. The danger is NOT a female in public. BuzzFeed, why would you include such a disgusting statement in this article? Pick something with a valid argument, not some piece of shit who thinks they’ve come up with a clever way to still shame and blame the victims. Disgusted.
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Response to 33 Astonishing Tweets From Outer Space:
Luke Perry should have been #1 on this list. Like maybe the casting director for 90210 was sick, or it was Friday, or hungover that day and just said, “f#@k it. Just be Dylan, I don’t even care that you’re 30-whatever. I’m so over it. Next.” Aw, now I miss 90210.
Response to Which Guy From “The New Girl” Are You?:
Calling New Girl “The New Girl” is forgivable, so is the fact that the majority of answers seem to be “you got none of them.” But spelling Ernest Hemingway incorrectly is just lazy work. Even spellcheck corrects that mistake.
Response to 18 Dogs Who Were Put In The Fridge:
Oh no no no #2 - am I really seeing unwrapped raw meat on the shelf and FALLING OUT of that nasty fridge? If I took that photo it would never see the light of day. So gross.
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Response to 41 People You Won’t Believe Actually Exist:
#9 oh my god. I’m curious about the thought process someone would have to decide to just tuck their boobs into their pants. The toenail one would make me retch if I saw that while at the grocery (or any) store. The grandma ones just make me sad.
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Response to 21 People Who Drank Fireball And Are Now Dead:
This was funny until the post about the Unicorn. You crossed the line. I read on both TMZ and Tiger Beat magazine that Unicorn is only into naturals. Marijuana, mushrooms, anything from the Earth.
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This is one of the funniest posts I have seen on BuzzFeed. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. The Morgan Freeman one just killed me. Poor Morgan.
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