11 Reasons Gatsby Is More Like Alien From "Spring Breakers" Than Don Draper

Even though everyone has been comparing Gatsby to Draper, he has far more in common with Alien from Spring Breakers.

1. Gatsby Loves Showing Off His Fancy Shirts

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Alien Loves Showing Off His Fancy Shirts

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But Not Don!

Don is “too cool” to care about clothes.

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2. Gatsby Deals The Drug Of His Day

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Alien Deals The Drug Of His Day

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But Not Don!

Don sells something far worse than drugs: consumerist lies

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3. Gatsby Knows How To Party

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Alien Knows How To Party

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But Not Don!

Don doesn’t like parties. Not even on his birthday when Megan surprised him with a Zooby Zooby Zoo!

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4. Gatsby’s Fake Name Is Based On His Real Name

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Alien’s Fake Name Is Based On His Real Name

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But Not Dick’s!

Dick Whitman stole the name of a person he “accidentally” killed. And that person’s name was Don Draper.

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5. Gatsby Loves Listening To Organ And Piano Music

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Alien PLAYS The PIANO!!!

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Don HATES Music!

Remember how he acted like he was getting thrown into Dante’s Inferno because he had to go see the Rolling Stones!??

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6. Gatsby Believes In True Love

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Alien Believes In True Love

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But Not Don!

Don Draper is only capable of loving one person: Don Draper.

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7. Gatsby Has A Sweet Pool

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Alien Has A Sweet Pool

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But Not Don!

Don has to go to the gym to swim

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8. Gatsby Has A Cool Convertible

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Alien Has A Cool Convertible

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Don Drives Convertibles Sometimes…But They’re Always Rentals

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9. Gatsby Has A Great Smile, “A Smile That Understands You As Far As You Want To Be Understood”

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Alien Has A Great Smile, A Smile That “Shines Bright Like A Diamond”

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Don Rarely Smiles

Not even in Hawaii!!!

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10. Gatsby Stands For Equality, Proudly Wears Pink, And Hates Daisy’s Racist Husband Tom

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Alien Believes In Equal Opportunity And Gives The Girls Important Jobs

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Don Is A Sexist. He’ll Always Treat Peggy Like A Glorified Secretary

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And He Basically Fired Sal Because Sal Wouldn’t “Satisfy” Lucky Strike

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11. Gatsby Takes A Bullet For Love

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Alien Takes A Barrage Of Bullets For Love

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We All Know That Don Is Going To Take The Easy Way Out (Of A Window)

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