Reasons Why Stern Girls Cant Stand "Stern Girls"

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the elevators... obviously the elevators

you'd rather hold your nose, suffocate and slowly fall on the ground... if there was any floor space.

feels kinda like....

and when you finally get out...

the face they make when theyre rushing to class.... just kills you!

Because of the kid in class who sits like this in front

or throws out jewish terms in SECULAR classes

THERE ARE OTHER SHOES IN THE WORLD THAN THESE!

and ESPECIALLY these

these are not suitable outfits! and UGG stands for UGGGGLY!

cause they do this when your skirts "too short" or neck line is "too low"

and you go home and do this

.... but just because you feel bad for how sheltered they are

and this is what their eyes are saying when you bring a boy into the caf

because this is what they do when they see the grad school students around

when youre in the elevator going to do laundry and your like this :)

theyre like this

"i'm not ready to date yet... i have school/accomplishments i'd like to finish first"

when they put on that torah voice in class

they reprimand you for wearing a winter coat in the 50 degree "summer"

alcohol is the satan and bars will throw you off the shidduch radar

when in-towners buy out all your food at the end of the semester

and you know you'll starve

like really... why must you do this?

and the "stern girls" feel like this as they strut their stuff

and we're just like

but in the end it's like... Stern Girls....

and if any outsider disses a Stern Girl.....