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    HOW TO: Eat Like A Tortoise

    It's quite simple really. They key is enjoying the fruits of your labor.

    Fat Animals
    by Fat Animals

    Community Contributor

    • 1. Target The Meal.

      If your food is on a plate, throw it on the ground! (via.)

    • 2. Chomp. Don't chew.

      Eat slowly. If there isn't any food on the outside of your mouth you're doing it wrong. (via.)

    • 3. Celebrate!

      Smile! You have successfully eaten like a tortoise! (via.)

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