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Sarah Silverman On Calling People “Boobs,” Dried Semen, and Other Brief Observations

“Don’t forget! There’s dried semen & fecal matter on everything everywhere! As I write this I’m in an unmoving airport security line standing completely still in a stranger’s fart. Steven Tyler shops in the Funky Mom section.” Follow the link above to continue reading Sarah Silverman’s insights!

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