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    We Ate Every Cheesecake From Cheesecake Factory And OH DEAR GOD

    Holy cheesecake.

    Hello good people of the internet. If you clicked this post, then you're most likely wondering WTF every single slice of cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory looks like. And because I'm not here to disappoint you, HERE IT IS:

    We Ate Every Cheesecake From Cheesecake Factory (38,880 Calories)

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    Yes, that is a whopping 32 slices of cheesecake from the gargantuan menu of The Cheesecake Factory, which is ALSO 38,880 calories total and...

    ...a giant 1,502 GRAMS OF SATURATED FAT.

    How many people does it take to finish a spread like this, you ask? Well, that's a very good question.

    We found out. And, remember, each slice of cheesecake is GENEROUS. By generous I mean that they are roughly the size of a face.

    See? I'm not lying.

    This particular cheesecake challenge started with Ella, who attempted to down the entire menu by herself.

    But eventually she called in for backup, so it took a good FORTY-SEVEN PEOPLE to devour this majestic spread.

    What a day. What a challenge. What a time to be alive.