1. He's not a misogynist.
2. He's versed in the tasteful art of seduction.
3. And he's considerate of his partner's feelings.
4. He's comfortable with his body.
5. But he freely admits his flaws.
6. He knows how to improvise.
7. He's like us when he gets a crush.
8. He knows how to compliment a lady.
9. He has a great sense of humor.
And loves the Internet as much as we do.