1. Superhuman Strength
Holding a man-popsicle will be a non-issue for you now.
2. Isolated Explosion Power
(Not to be confused with humidity hair.)
Bonus power: Becoming perfectly parallel with anything.
5. Lightning Control
This power can go two ways:
1. You can either harness the power of lightning and use it against people and cats OR
2. You can absorb the energy from living things and turn it into lightning power so strong it makes you levitate.
6. Control Over The Elements
This power only works with practice, neon, and confidence.
7. Body Morphing
They are really owning this look. Aren’t you jealous?
You see, this person turned into a fish turning into Mickey Mouse — layers and layers of mind blowing.
Never let the haters see you upset again.