I had a guy call one morning who was just incredibly drunk. It took forever to figure out what he needed, and I had to transfer him to a different team. But he liked me and wanted to keep talking to me. Finally he agreed to let me transfer him if I’d let him tell me a joke. “What gas is the most harmful to humans when it becomes a liquid?” I gave up. “A wet fart.” He went off into gales of laughter and I wasted no further time in apologetically handing him off to the department who could handle his issue. I’ll never forget him.
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Response to 13 Important Lessons For Every New Vegetarian:
Buy dried beans and cook a bag at a time; divide them into freezer bags each containing about a cup and a half of cooked beans. WAAAAY cheaper than buying canned beans. And don’t let Todd get to you—do what’s best for you!!
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