I’ve worked as a server before and writing comments on the order is something that happens ALL THE TIME. But we delete them before we print the ticket.  Besides most people who come with kids tend to be the most needy, always extra this, extra that, make sure is not too hot, small size, blah blah blah and then they leave a mess on the table.

*Closes laptop*  *Grabs phone*  *Orders Pizza*

Uncanny Angry Foot!  Yeah… I think maybe not.

I’d vote for him!

What the hell was this?

I’m a Cal student.  Urban Dictionary: Stanfurd

#10 - Memorial Church, is not located in San Francisco, but in Palo Alto. That’s where Stanfurd is.

I like them even more now.

INTJ right here!  And these are spot on. Especially guilty of #8 and #11.
And yes, #24 terrifies me so much.

Oh Berkeley. There is a reason why we say that after a while here, people get “Berkeley Goggles.”