He just announced that he is auctioning off a chance to be his date to prom - which makes him the first person to jump the shark before becoming famous.

he looks so not cute in such a cute way
and
his accent
jesus

Seeing this my first thought is “Oh God, what’s wrong with teen music these days”. But then I realized that these kind of singers/groups appear with every generation…when I was 15 I was obsessed with NSync and Britney, and people in their 20s probably hated them and didn’t get the appeal of their music. So I guess this is a sign that I’m just getting old haha!

Last time I saw a kid who looked like this, it was in that movie Pitch Black, and it ended up being a girl.

As an Australian i would like to apologise for the monstrosity that is Cody Simpson. Seriously, kids these days. Half of them think that AC/DC is American!

He’s kinda cute but seriously, Autotune needs to die out along with these untalented singers. I hate current pop music. Terrible terrible terrible

What the fuck is the deal with that “iYiYiYiYiYi” shit? Sounds like an elementary kid with Tourette’s.

Okay so…either all of my lesbian friends look like 15 year old boys, or all of these boys look like 23 year old lesbians. Either way, I’m not happy.

What the frak is wrong with this generation. I’d have put my head in the oven long ago if this is what I would’ve had to listen to growing up.

I heard this shit on iTunes a few weeks ago. I was so pissed. Still am. Yet I clicked the vid anyways. At 18, I’m like wtf. As a human, I’m like WTF?!

This kid is wearing a pink zip up hoody and capris….wtf are ppl doing to today’s youth? STOP TRYING TO MAKE BOYS INTO LITTLE SISSY GIRLS

Needs a little makeup.. that’s all.

Shes hot!

This kid is the Aaron Carter of…Justin Bieber’s? Shit man, I don’t even know anymore.

“New flavor of the month? Man, you don’t even know…” neither do you, Cody! Ride the bike back home and eat a pop tart.

This one looks vaguely more threatening than Justin Bieber so I predict less stardom.

I’m going to add this topic to the agenda of my next AARP meeting.

My generation had BSB and NSYNC and 98°. They all had similar styles. There is room for more than one of these Beiber kids. I don’t like it so I don’t choose to listen.