I once went on a blind date with a man who had a grove of coconut air fresheners in his Aries K and made me listen to Phish on the way to our date at…the Ren Faire. Also, he had a unibrow. Worst. Date. Ever.

this is lamest post ever, why would you F with the greatest band touring today

I love phish, but this is pretty good.

Funny cause it’s true.

Haha, this is pretty much how I feel about Phish’s music. But I do appreciate that they often play while jumping on trampolines.

I had a roomy in college who worshiped them… I hate them so much. >_

Fuuuuck yeah! A 6 minute Phish jam! Wooooooooo!

I actually dig Phish, but the clip makes total sense to me

I’m wondering if the drummer is ACTUALLY wearing a big flowery muumuu or if, like Pavlov’s dogs, I’ve conditioned my mind to automatically hallucinate at the sound of Phish? (What has science done?)

I don’t hate phish, but it sounds like what your dad thinks is cool music, ya know? And the solos go on for too long. I would definitely have to take something if I go to a phish concert.

It went on entirely too long, then again, so do all Phish songs… so it was realistic.

I only wish more people hated Phish so they could go back to playing in small bars again.

So true it hurts.

Dude I was at that show!  They played a Ngurgn—>Witchobak—>Drgesstk with a Fractal tease that was fuckin SICK!

That’s what Phish sounds like to people who aren’t stoned.

If we taparella

You ate my fractal.