[UPDATE: There actually is a Tila Tequila sex tape now. You can click through for more info.] You guys! Tila Tequila has a sex tape!
No, not the naked UStream rant. A whole different sex tape, with a man in it! She is suing 4tube.com (the totally NSFW site that leaked it), because she claims that it was stolen from her. Just like Tila Tequila is slowly stealing my will to live. Tila Tequila! Sex! Gah.