The 25 Most Annoying Animals In Your Office

The fact that you ended up with all 25 of them at your own place of work is all the proof you will ever need of the senseless cruelty of an unforgiving universe. posted on

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This cat is pretty certain that the coffee pot refills itself.

2.

This is the cat who is super into “Lifehacking” and “Inbox Zero” and he is always like, “I have zero emails in my inbox or whatever” and you are like, “SHUT UP CAT IF I WANT TO HAVE A MILLION EMAILS THAT I FORGOT TO DEAL WITH THEN THAT IS MY RIGHT AS AN AMERICAN.”

3.

“You know what this email needs?” says this dog. “About 30 exclamation points and a smiley face.”

4.

The thing that this dog does is that he is literally incapable of not remarking on what you are looking at when he walks past your computer screen. “Oh, Facebook, huh?” “Yes, dude. I am looking at Facebook. Nailed it in one.”

5.

This cat always seems to be in the middle of printing out his thousand-page autobiography when you desperately want to use the printer.

6.

This is the face of a cat who “replies all” to literally every single email.

7.

This dog marks every email “high importance.” You are like, “Really, dog? So what you are suggesting is that we all need to track down Bruce Willis and a team of gritty, deep-core drillers and bustle them onto a rocket ship RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT because you think you noticed a typo in that memo that already went out?”

8.

This dog is nice and all, but there is something about the 7 million photos of her kids taped to the wall of her cubicle that kind of freaks you out.

9.

This rabbit has never done a day of work in his life as far as you can tell. He makes twice as much as you do.

10.

This cat is just following up real quick to make sure that you got that email that she sent you five minutes ago.

11.

These dogs think that pulling you into 30 meetings a day makes them look like they’re being super productive.

12.

Here is a rabbit who is always trying to talk to you while you’re in the bathroom stalls.

13.

There is a 100% chance that this dog will screw up this project.

14.

This dog likes to welcome all new employees by awkwardly hitting on them.

15.

This dog has never even seen a humorous email that wasn’t funny enough to forward to the entire office.

16.

For some reason, this bulldog appears to be convinced that you are his assistant.

17.

How this dog can be completely unaware of the near-suffocating aromas that emanate from his lunch every day is one of life’s greatest mysteries.

18.

This kitten is always having EXTREMELY LOUD ARGUMENTS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND ON THE PHONE. Hey, guess what, kitten? We’re all kind of on her side.

19.

This Siberian husky cc’s your boss on every email she sends.

20.

You are pretty sure that this dog has installed some kind of a filter that automatically sends all of your emails to the trash.

21.

This rabbit is beginning to discover that her first job out of college actually requires, like, work and stuff.

22.

For some reason known only to him, this cat is always messing with the stuff on your desk.

23.

Here’s the thing, cat: None of us want to be here. You’re not special, and you’re only making it worse for the rest of us by complaining.

24.

You will never be able to prove it, but this cat definitely ate half of your sandwich out of the office fridge yesterday.

25.

This cat is brilliant, funny, a hard-worker, and loved by all. He is by far the most annoying person not just in your office, but in your entire life.

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