The Marital Rating Scale
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The Marital Rating Scale
Jack Shepherd
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2. Husband’s Chart
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therblig a year agoMs. Blig always warms her popsicle toes on me. If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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Dariana a year agoWait wait wait. I keep getting (for the husband one) that the max you can get is 62. This is not even high enough for the highest rating. 7 (5 point) dates = 35 + 20 (5 point subjects) = 55 + 7 (1 point subjects) = 62 - 0 demerits. I’m pretty sure these aren’t the full images, and they aren’t sourced. How am I ever going to know if my husband is good to me?!
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Bob Builder, The a year agoMerits
9. Reads newspapers, books or magazines aloud to wife.
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2. Reads newspaper at the table. So as I understand it. The key is: I have to read the newspaper aloud to my wife, but never in the presence of the table. Yes? -
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