The Marital Rating Scale
Rate your partner using one of these official charts from 1939 and leave their score in the comments. Then we will be able to judge who is happiest.
1. Wife’s Chart
2. Husband’s Chart
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Bob Builder, The a year agoMerits
9. Reads newspapers, books or magazines aloud to wife.
Demerits
2. Reads newspaper at the table. So as I understand it. The key is: I have to read the newspaper aloud to my wife, but never in the presence of the table. Yes? -
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Dariana a year agoWait wait wait. I keep getting (for the husband one) that the max you can get is 62. This is not even high enough for the highest rating. 7 (5 point) dates = 35 + 20 (5 point subjects) = 55 + 7 (1 point subjects) = 62 - 0 demerits. I’m pretty sure these aren’t the full images, and they aren’t sourced. How am I ever going to know if my husband is good to me?!
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therblig a year agoMs. Blig always warms her popsicle toes on me. If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.
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