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Snake Thinks Cat’s Tail Is Another Snake

This is a metaphor for how sometimes people think you are something that you are not, but then how I will kick that person’s ass if they try to cross me again. You know who you are, motherfucker. (Just kidding! This is not a metaphor for anything except how snakes are obviously not the smartest animals.) Via @aptpat.

 
 
          
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