22 Signs That Your Train Station Is Mocking You

Your daily commute is enough of a trial without having to worry that you’ve been made into a laughing stock.

1. It is more concerned with taking a passive aggressive jab at Apple Maps than it is with giving you information.

ID: 990949

2. Its “inspirational quote” is actually just a thinly veiled complaint about the weather.

ID: 990950

3. It appears to be a little bit TOO willing to accept and accomodate people of every different persuasion.

ID: 990952

4. It presumes too much about your relationship with the other commuters.

ID: 990953

5. It starts to get really creative with its apologies.

ID: 990954

6. Even the local squirrels are trying to take advantage of you.

ID: 990955

7. Your train consistently fails to inspire any sort of confidence.

ID: 992383

8. Some of the new routes seem highly suspicious.

ID: 990956

9. All the dogs appear to be getting off at the wrong stops.

ID: 992336

10. They are far too strict with the naughty passengers.

ID: 992344

11. They’re oddly aggressive about the slow lane.

ID: 992347

12. The people you meet on your commute just make you lonelier.

ID: 992350

13. Turbulence.

ID: 992343

14. Sloths.

ID: 990951

15. The stresstwig is too high to reach.

ID: 992369

16. Even the mice are out to get you.

ID: 1000204

17. Everyone thinks it’s highly amusing when you’re lost.

ID: 995093

18. And they are relatively unconcerned about the fact that we are all going to die.

ID: 1000178

19. The doors all hate you.

ID: 992376

20. As do the monitors.

ID: 992381

21. But the platform signs seem to like you a bit too much.

ID: 992525

22. And after all that, the penalty for eye contact just isn’t anywhere near high enough.

ID: 992340

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