http://twitter.com/brokeassben

So I forgot how to spell clever—it could happen to anybody. I believe that this was an attempt at incorporating Scott Baio's name into other bits of pop-culture. It's just not as funny as I had remembered.

My first tweet was about slamming my head on my desk. So fitting.

http://twitter.com/sandhyaX

My virgin twitter was about twittering :)

Here is my first tweet posted back in 2007. I have only done two total tweets so this represents 50% of my twitter output.

http://www.twitter.com/expresident

I apparently chose to go with a classic combination of Greek mythology and complaining about Microsoft.