Oh. My. Fucking. Gawd. Seriously—what the hell is this, where did it come from, and WHY? It's trite to say, I know, but it's true: This is freakishly disturbing on too many levels to list. But here's a beginning: The 80's concept conceit, taken seriously (cheesy-ass “story” and visible production equipment); the bare plumber's crack and the paunch and shiver-inducing wink of the lead “singer”, and the fact that his voice sounds like someone with a bad speech impediment, a horrible sinus infection, and who's also hanging upside down while drunk; the creepy keyboard dude's smile and his attempts at high “harmony”; the Sopranos-esque guitarist with his mortician-like (non)facial expressions; the “no, SERIOUSLY, man, SERIOUSLY—what the FUUUUUCK????” fat shirtless bassist. And that really is just the beginning. Knowing that this was intended to be funny wouldn't make it any less disturbing. I'd type more, but I sorta threw up a little in my mouth while watching it and need to go grab the Listerine now. God help us all.
