There is no such thing as macular dystrophy. There IS something called macular degeneration.

But then how will he be able to continue his bigotry if he can't see the difference between the skin colours????

Didn't his momma teach him that moral masturbation causes blindness?

I expect the tears to come any day now.

I hear his first symptom was hairy palms.

a bajillion people loose their sight every day.
it's not like a fucking death sentence, and with his salary, made on fearmongering, he's no more unfortunate than i am with my eyesight.

What kind of piece of garbage needs sympathy so much that he comes out and says he “might” have a disease. Woooaaah is me.

OK, who at FOX left behind the copy of Oedipus Rex for him to read?  The only question that remains is whether he's going for the full Oedipus, or is just deciding to be FOX's Tiresias.

This reminds me of that South Park episode where Cartman contracted HIV.

I guess he'll be blind literally as well as figuratively.

Somebody please create a Glenn Beck / Dancer in the Dark mashup trailer.

Hmmm. After years of spewing venomous hate, hypocrisy and lies Rush Limbaugh goes deaf and now Glenn Beck is going blind. Must be something to that.

Well fuck, I wish I could express my feelings in a single word. Oh wait, the Germans have my back: schadenfreude.

Mark 9:47 —And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: I want to see him pluck his eyes out.
Maybe on HBO or some pay-per-view, perhaps while he is *tweeking* ; like when he was “high for 15 years”.
Since he is a devout Mormon, will he be able to see his celestial wives in heaven? — or will he have to feel his way around the clouds while god plays hide and seek with Glenns' eyeballs. I wonder if ….

If only god would take his vocal cords! Then we would be saved. Hallelujah!

It's a good thing healthcare is a right and not a privilege in the United States!

I heard doing something else too much makes you go blind.

Translation: Beck's not going to go blind, but will claim God saved his eyes, thereby completing his transformation from radio demagogue to religious charlatan.