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1. Resignation From the Church:
“Last month, I officially resigned from the Roman Catholic Church. I haven’t been to church in several years, and I no longer follow Catholicism or Christianity (not that I really believed it to begin with). However, the Catholic church has an odd policy regarding who they consider a Catholic. If you’ve been baptized in a Catholic church, as I was, the church counts you as a member for life even if you stop attending. The only way to have this reversed is to formally defect, notifying the bishop of your local diocese that you’ve left the church. After yet another preposterous moral pronouncement from the pope, I decided to do just that.”
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2. Cardinal’s Response:
“Mr. ——–, with regret I will comply with your request and have your declaration noted in your baptismal record at ——– Church and a copy of your statement kept with this baptismal register. I trust you have made this declaration freely, without coercion of any kind, and clearly understand that leaving the Catholic Church makes you ineligible to receive the sacraments and that you will no longer be entitled to a Catholic burial. Since baptism is an action of Christ himself, no one can undo that; but officially you have left the Church.”
How To Leave The Catholic Church
Turns out you can’t just stop going. As far as the church is concerned, a lapsed Catholic is as good as a good Catholic … unless you resign. Cynical C has uncovered proof of this fun little fact in the form of the following exchange between an ex-Catholic and her Bishop. (See the full exchange at Emptv.com.)
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Actus formalis defectionis ab Ecclesia catholica
en.wikipedia.org
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A letter from the Cardinal
emptv.com
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Church Resignation Letter
cynical-c.com
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Leah B. 3 years agoWait, how is this any different from the Jewish way? You’re still technically a Jew if you’re born that way, unless you convert. Even then, you might have a chance of being allowed in in a separate section, even while children of female converts have a hard time. Thanks, Orthodox.
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berry connell 3 years agoWell, if a burial spot is the question, there’s always cremation, and as far as guilt, nothing like hiking a half bottle of Southern Comfort to help that.
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J. 3 years agoHere in Ireland we’re all pretty dicked off at these assholes. Some wonderful person set up a website to help people leave the church: http://countmeout.ie/ . I’ve done it, a lot of my friends have done it, so, all of us cool cats are leaving. Leave too. Think of the children.
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Fin M. 3 years agothey threaten you with not being able to get married in a church either, which is kind of lame… until you think about all the mixed marriages that take place in churches, and realise that it’s mostly bull. In ireland, which is where I live, you can do the whole thing online if you know your information… http://countmeout.ie/ i find it hard to believe this isn’t available in other places, though i guess people here are especially mad at the catholic church…
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Michele A. 3 years ago“you will no longer be entitled to a Catholic burial”
that’s bullsh*t because my mom was NOT catholic, she was protestant, and yet she received a catholic burial and is in a catholic cemetery at my dad’s church… -






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