Heart-Shaped Potato Disappointment

Yesterday on Letterman, a lady gave Obama a heart-shaped potato. Frankly, it sucked. Here are some better heart-shaped foods to help you deal with your disappointment.

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  This is the potato that all the hype is about. Really?

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  A way better, non-sucky heart-shaped potato.

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  A heart-shaped avocado. Classy! (Via.)

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  Heart-shaped cucumbers. Plus, star-shaped cucumbers, just because.

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  Heart-shaped mushroom (this looks poisonous). (Via.)

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  Heart-shaped pepper!

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  I know strawberries are traditionally shaped like hearts, but this one is really going the extra mile.

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  Heart-shaped tomatoes!

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  A little heart-shaped watermelon action. Like you do.

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  Let's finish with another disappointment. This was Papa John's embarrassing attempt at a heart-shaped pizza for Valentine's Day. It makes me sad.