masturbation is a fap in the face to god

Is it bad that I’m afraid to see people like this actually getting elected? I guess I should just leave the country before it’s illegal to masturbate. “God, please save me from your followers”

a few observations… 1) i would guess that the youth pastor guy is presently behind bars for fondling teenage girls in his youth group 2) all of the girls in that group (a) need to get laid, or (b) have closeted boyfriends who refuse to partake sexually with their “pure” girlfriends. just sayin’. most of this sexual purity bullshit either comes from fear, self-perceived moral superiority or repression… it’s repeatedly played out by conservatives and religious nuts. it’s almost a self-parody at this point.

And lo - Sister Sarah did beget a hoard of Mama Grizzlies.
And they spread their *winks* upon the land.
You betcha , you betcha … verily they spouted.
And she saw forth Russia from Delaware, and throngs of mavericks did agree.
Then the red-dressed She-Beast rode threw the streets of Babylon crying ‘Thou shalt not diddle thyself’ .
Such were the end-times.

still shocked that castle couldnt beat off this challenger.

Yeah, but how does she feel about blow jobs?

Obviously, you’re only in the picture when we’re in the kitchen and you’re making us a sammich. Also, why is she speaking as if everyone is a Christian and makes all their moral decisions based on what the Bible says? Does she not know that there are other religions?

I live in DE, this makes me sad.

A hearty progressive thanks to Teaparty candidates everywhere for helping the GOP snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in November!

t-baggers have taken over the GOP.. that is so waterloo..

I am reminded of the great exchange between Sir Winston Churchill and Viscountess Nancy Astor:
Nancy Astor: “Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.”
Churchill: “If I were your husband I would take it.”

Score one for people who are obsessed with things they make a point of saying they’ve never actually experienced. Besides, from that last statement she made, it sounds like it all comes down to a fear of being inadequate. It’s not so much that they make sex sound immoral, so much as they make it sound scary. AIDS! BABIES! JUDGMENT! WHAT IF HE DOESN’T LIKE ME!? GAAAAH! She’s basically a 14 year old at a slumber party.

I love this weird, patronizing language the christtards use: “we are to”, “we must.” Such a load of bullshit. America gets precisely what it deserves.

She may not masturbate, but she sure likes to talk about it…a lot.

Sorry, I couldn’t hear a word this whorey little puritan said. I kept looking at her lips, all luscious and wanton red, thinking about them wrapped around…

“you’re gonna be pleasing each other…”
god, i hope she has a miserably unsatisfying sex life.

LMAO @ how she’s giving the bedroom eyes to the pastor.

Delaware Republicans, I’m perfectly capable for fucking myself over, I don’t need your help (you must think I need it to nominate her).

why are you in the picture?

Hats off! Seriously, you’d think Rahm Emmanuel invented the tea parties.