BuzzFeed - "Caught Masturbating" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:25:53 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) lotion or dry http://www.buzzfeed.com/arthurm/lotion-or-dry-2btl-d5c

lotion or dry

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/arthurm/lotion-or-dry-2btl-d5c Mon, 11 May 2009 01:35:45 -0400 lotion or dry arthurm adult Like there's not enough hours in the day to... http://www.buzzfeed.com/scoobydubious/like-theres-not-enough-hours-in-the-day-to-2btl-2fm

Like there's not enough hours in the day to wait until he gets home?…well, at least he used the newspaper. I'm not sure what is lamer though….the guy jerking off in his own car, or the guys who videotape it and post it on the interweb. Low class all around.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scoobydubious/like-theres-not-enough-hours-in-the-day-to-2btl-2fm Sun, 10 May 2009 17:38:05 -0400 Like there's not enough hours in the day to wait until he gets home?...well, at least he used the newspaper. I'm not sure what is lamer though....the guy jerking off in his own car, or the guys who videotape it and post it on the interweb. Low class all around. scoobydubious adult I wasn't masturbating I was reading! That... http://www.buzzfeed.com/spamofgod/i-wasnt-masturbating-i-was-reading-that-2btl-6ri

I wasn't masturbating I was reading! That paper was just really shaky. REALLY SHAKY!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/spamofgod/i-wasnt-masturbating-i-was-reading-that-2btl-6ri Sun, 10 May 2009 12:49:11 -0400 I wasn't masturbating I was reading! That paper was just really shaky. REALLY SHAKY! spamofgod adult That's a FML... http://www.buzzfeed.com/insanemembrane/thats-a-fml-2btl-d3a

That's a FML moment.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/insanemembrane/thats-a-fml-2btl-d3a Sat, 09 May 2009 20:46:18 -0400 That's a FML moment. insanemembrane adult I felt sorry for the guy. http://www.buzzfeed.com/rodart/i-felt-sorry-for-the-guy-2btl-5c

I felt sorry for the guy.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/rodart/i-felt-sorry-for-the-guy-2btl-5c Fri, 08 May 2009 17:10:18 -0400 I felt sorry for the guy. rodart adult Stephen Lynch has some thoughts on this subject. http://www.buzzfeed.com/jmf1775/stephen-lynch-has-some-thoughts-on-this-subject-2btl-3hp Stephen Lynch has some thoughts on this subject.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jmf1775/stephen-lynch-has-some-thoughts-on-this-subject-2btl-3hp Fri, 08 May 2009 12:28:49 -0400 Stephen Lynch has some thoughts on this subject. jmf1775 adult Big Whoop. http://www.buzzfeed.com/brookemalloyo/big-whoop-2btl-5r6

Big Whoop.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/brookemalloyo/big-whoop-2btl-5r6 Fri, 08 May 2009 08:51:30 -0400 Big Whoop. brookemalloyo adult This really is not that interesting. Y'all... http://www.buzzfeed.com/teddyp/this-really-is-not-that-interesting-yall-2btl-a9q

This really is not that interesting. Y'all need to get laid or something. Wow, smut on buzzfeed to pander to get views. How creative Jack. He's masturbating. And?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/teddyp/this-really-is-not-that-interesting-yall-2btl-a9q Fri, 08 May 2009 00:41:13 -0400 This really is not that interesting. Y'all need to get laid or something. Wow, smut on buzzfeed to pander to get views. How creative Jack. He's masturbating. And? teddyp adult I call shenanigans. http://www.buzzfeed.com/stewmeat/i-call-shenanigans-2btl-a07

I call shenanigans.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/stewmeat/i-call-shenanigans-2btl-a07 Fri, 08 May 2009 00:38:56 -0400 I call shenanigans. stewmeat adult Look, his hand prolly just fell asleep while he... http://www.buzzfeed.com/furyus/look-his-hand-prolly-just-fell-asleep-while-he-2btl-3bm

Look, his hand prolly just fell asleep while he was driving and he didn't wanna waste a good “stranger” jerk. Happens all the time…totally understandable.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/furyus/look-his-hand-prolly-just-fell-asleep-while-he-2btl-3bm Thu, 07 May 2009 19:52:45 -0400 Look, his hand prolly just fell asleep while he was driving and he didn't wanna waste a good "stranger" jerk. Happens all the time...totally understandable. furyus adult God, man! Were all the bathroom stalls taken or... http://www.buzzfeed.com/normallyodd/god-man-were-all-the-bathroom-stalls-taken-or-2btl-tc

God, man! Were all the bathroom stalls taken or something?!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/normallyodd/god-man-were-all-the-bathroom-stalls-taken-or-2btl-tc Thu, 07 May 2009 19:33:52 -0400 God, man! Were all the bathroom stalls taken or something?! normallyodd adult this upset me so much i had to vent my feelings in... http://www.buzzfeed.com/megm/this-upset-me-so-much-i-had-to-vent-my-feelings-in-2btl-7dg

this upset me so much i had to vent my feelings in haiku form. ahem: So much gasoline Wasted driving SUV, Plus other fluids.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/megm/this-upset-me-so-much-i-had-to-vent-my-feelings-in-2btl-7dg Thu, 07 May 2009 18:57:46 -0400 this upset me so much i had to vent my feelings in haiku form. ahem: So much gasoline Wasted driving SUV, Plus other fluids. megm adult Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fap, and you... http://www.buzzfeed.com/spaghetty/laugh-and-the-world-laughs-with-you-fap-and-you-2btl-56w

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fap, and you fap alone. At least, you probably hope.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/spaghetty/laugh-and-the-world-laughs-with-you-fap-and-you-2btl-56w Thu, 07 May 2009 17:54:44 -0400 Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Fap, and you fap alone. At least, you probably hope. spaghetty adult Here's the deal: we got some problems with... http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonny/heres-the-deal-we-got-some-problems-with-2btl-2iq

Here's the deal: we got some problems with society if I can't jerk off in my car without some website dorks (present company excluded) posting video of it. Cool: laugh your ass off about the car-jizzer Not Cool: posting video of said car-jizzing. The More You Know.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jonny/heres-the-deal-we-got-some-problems-with-2btl-2iq Thu, 07 May 2009 17:19:55 -0400 Here's the deal: we got some problems with society if I can't jerk off in my car without some website dorks (present company excluded) posting video of it. Cool: laugh your ass off about the car-jizzer Not Cool: posting video of said car-jizzing. The More You Know. jonny adult We like Aston, we just don't like Jonah... http://www.buzzfeed.com/protonk/we-like-aston-we-just-dont-like-jonah-2btl-2zw

We like Aston, we just don't like Jonah kissing his ass on the homepage.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/protonk/we-like-aston-we-just-dont-like-jonah-2btl-2zw Thu, 07 May 2009 17:02:35 -0400 We like Aston, we just don't like Jonah kissing his ass on the homepage. protonk adult oh that's... http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannefaith/oh-thats-2btl-aw3

oh that's gross!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/joannefaith/oh-thats-2btl-aw3 Thu, 07 May 2009 17:00:05 -0400 oh that's gross! joannefaith adult