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Culture Buzz Rule #1: Don't leave the sunroof open when you're doing this. Oh wait, no. Rule #1 is don't ever do this under any circumstances. I know Ashton Kutcher is persona non grata here at BuzzFeed right now, but this video is via his Twitter.
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Like there's not enough hours in the day to wait until he gets home?…well, at least he used the newspaper. I'm not sure what is lamer though….the guy jerking off in his own car, or the guys who videotape it and post it on the interweb. Low class all around.
I wasn't masturbating I was reading! That paper was just really shaky. REALLY SHAKY!
That's a FML moment.
I felt sorry for the guy.
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Stephen Lynch has some thoughts on this subject.
Big Whoop.
This really is not that interesting. Y'all need to get laid or something. Wow, smut on buzzfeed to pander to get views. How creative Jack. He's masturbating. And?
I call shenanigans.
Look, his hand prolly just fell asleep while he was driving and he didn't wanna waste a good “stranger” jerk. Happens all the time…totally understandable.
God, man! Were all the bathroom stalls taken or something?!
this upset me so much i had to vent my feelings in haiku form. ahem: So much gasoline
Wasted driving SUV,
Plus other fluids.
Laugh, and the world laughs with you.
Fap, and you fap alone.
At least, you probably hope.
Here's the deal: we got some problems with society if I can't jerk off in my car without some website dorks (present company excluded) posting video of it. Cool: laugh your ass off about the car-jizzer
Not Cool: posting video of said car-jizzing. The More You Know.
We like Aston, we just don't like Jonah kissing his ass on the homepage.
oh that's gross!
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