1. This shocking proof that the Sunkist logo has been brazenly and subversively saying "Sinkist" all along, right under our noses.
2. This evidence that Beavis and Butthead are an alternate-universe version of Neil and Benedict.
3. This devastating argument in favor of the proposition that Tom Cruise has a single tooth in the center of his mouth.
4. This oddly satisfying demonstration that the LG symbol is Pacman in disguise.
5. The sinister truth that most coathangers are pugnacious, inebriated cephalopods.
6. The dawning realization that whenever the Dark Knight rises, an innocent unicorn prances along.
7. The damning paper trail that proves the Starbucks lady is in fact a lascivious mermaid spreading her fishy legs.
8. The dramatic confirmation of your suspicion that Simon was Garfunkel's mustache all along.
9. This disturbing look at how models toss their hair so elegantly in shampoo commercials.
(and the worrying fact that those green monstrosities may be anywhere at any time)
10. The undeniable fact that every horse mask is just a cruel trap for a terrified frog.
11. The unavoidable truth that Mountain Dew and Sierra Mist are synonyms.
12. The secret knowledge that every cat paw hides an adorable teddy bear.
13. The mildly interesting fact that there is a house in every exit sign.
14. And the deeply interesting revelation that No Smoking and No Pie are for all intents and purposes the same thing.
15. The sad fact that every trash can is a memorial to some talentless juggler's dearest hopes.
16. The Double Nose situation on House.
17. This uncomfortable truth about bodybuilders.
18. The eerie similarity between the MLB logo and a murderous bird.
19. This disturbing guide for how to make a Culkin.
20. The Lion King bikini situation that no one wants to talk about.
21. And the dark secret that Tostitos will do anything to keep you from discovering.
