Terrific news, guys. Now you can hear your favorite talk show host saying smutty things to you without having to beg your partner to do a Bill O’Reilly voice.The Village Voice has pulled some choice audio files from O’Reilly’s reading of his 1998 novel Those Who Trespass, which appears to be primarily about making sweet, sweet love. Here are a couple of my favorites.
Cunnilingus tips from the master:
“Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds.”