My great-grandmother had a German tattoo, got it at this chic place called Auschwitz.

Her husband is the most German man I have ever seen.

Why do European countries have so many damn leaders? Chancellors, Prime Ministers, Presidents, and nominal royalty. Its just ridiculous.

Sweet tattoo. Guess they were all out of Tweety Birds or Tasmanian Devils. I bet her other arm has a panther ripping into her flesh.