The 17 Best Ways To Annoy A British Person

How to anger, alienate, and sadden a British person in 17 easy steps.

1. Make them a cup of tea without properly boiling the water first.

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2. And then just leave the bag in for way too long, as if the length of time the bag is in the cup has nothing to do with anything.

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3. Fail to fill up their pint all the way as if this is not an assault on all that is good and sacred in the world.

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4. Neglect to buy your round. Actually, why not just go ahead and fail to understand the concept of a round entirely?

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5. Actually take the last biscuit when they ask you if you want it.

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6. Willfully fail to understand the difference between a football and a handegg.

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7. Fake a British accent at length and expect them to find it amusing.

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8. Violate the sanctity of a queue.

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9. Use this totally accurate translation guide in conversation.

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10. Talk about Sherlock Holmes as if he’s a historical figure.

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11. Have no real concept of baked beans.

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12. Sit next to them on the bus when there are other open seats.

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13. Wear an awful “Keep Calm And …” gag T-shirt.

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14. Serve any kind of light beer.

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15. Ask them what the deal is with their taps.

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16. Praise them publicly.

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17. Ask them if they’re Australian.

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