BuzzFeed - "Awesome Nerd Escapes Cops" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2008 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 21 Mar 2010 05:13:18 -0400 nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) nomail@example.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Attention pregnant women everywhere: This is proof... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=crackheadfred&buzz=attention-pregnant-women-everywhere-this-is-proof-2q19-6g0&c=7JJQK7&u=719GU7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fcrackheadfred%2Fattention-pregnant-women-everywhere-this-is-proof-2q19-6g0%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fcrackheadfred%2Fattention-pregnant-women-everywhere-this-is-proof-2q19-6g0%2F

BUZZ: Attention pregnant women everywhere: This is proof why you shouldn't drink or smoke during pregnancy.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/crackheadfred/attention-pregnant-women-everywhere-this-is-proof-2q19-6g0 Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:06:21 -0400 cops love to inflict pain, push down little guys,... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=boneman&buzz=cops-love-to-inflict-pain-push-down-little-guys-2q19-1om&c=7JACF7&u=7C3Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fboneman%2Fcops-love-to-inflict-pain-push-down-little-guys-2q19-1om%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fboneman%2Fcops-love-to-inflict-pain-push-down-little-guys-2q19-1om%2F

cops love to inflict pain, push down little guys, and in general BE all the Bully they can BE! Maybe, just maybe, any day soon would be good….give a standard intelligence test to people before they're made into gun-toting, tazermaniacs with nightsticks, pepper spray and handcuffs.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/boneman/cops-love-to-inflict-pain-push-down-little-guys-2q19-1om Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:43:37 -0400 looks like a tough case, he was probably making a... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=zenwhenicanbe2&buzz=looks-like-a-tough-case-he-was-probably-making-a-2q19-33n&c=7J84B7&u=7M1C7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzenwhenicanbe2%2Flooks-like-a-tough-case-he-was-probably-making-a-2q19-33n%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzenwhenicanbe2%2Flooks-like-a-tough-case-he-was-probably-making-a-2q19-33n%2F

BUZZ: looks like a tough case, he was probably making a real loud fuss to begin with and some citizens called the police on him. That being said, if a cop can't provide you with a reason for arresting you then that is patently unlawful and unfair and I would probably react the same way as him. The tasing doesn't surprise me because once they have decided to arrest you it's going to happen, but tasing someone like that guy shows you are a pathetic cop……………… Cops should really get paid more, then they wouldn't have this whole martyr for the public thing going on and would treat people more reasonably I'd imagine.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/zenwhenicanbe2/looks-like-a-tough-case-he-was-probably-making-a-2q19-33n Thu, 04 Jun 2009 07:45:56 -0400 This guy is the shit. He doesn't sound... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=wonnacottyledon&buzz=this-guy-is-the-shit-he-doesnt-sound-2q19-sw&c=7J7Q47&u=75WC7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwonnacottyledon%2Fthis-guy-is-the-shit-he-doesnt-sound-2q19-sw%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwonnacottyledon%2Fthis-guy-is-the-shit-he-doesnt-sound-2q19-sw%2F

BUZZ: This guy is the shit. He doesn't sound schizo, he sounds mad fucking stressed. I'm sorry, but being arrested for resisting arrest? Seems like a classic Catch 22. The officers claim they have a warrant out for him, but if they can't tell him what the warrant is for (or, more importantly, dismissing the question with “It doesn't matter”), I figure this dude just pulled the ultimate punking. I mean, come one. How sorry of a cop do you have to be to not be able to tell someone what the original warrant is that you are purportedly arresting someone for? Plus, dude shakes them AFTER being tased. This cat is the win. Buzzfeed needs an “awesome” button.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/wonnacottyledon/this-guy-is-the-shit-he-doesnt-sound-2q19-sw Thu, 04 Jun 2009 01:47:59 -0400 I don't get why he was a nerd. Was he doing... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=gamabunta&buzz=i-dont-get-why-he-was-a-nerd-was-he-doing-2q19-cu3&c=7J57I7&u=72I7M7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fgamabunta%2Fi-dont-get-why-he-was-a-nerd-was-he-doing-2q19-cu3%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fgamabunta%2Fi-dont-get-why-he-was-a-nerd-was-he-doing-2q19-cu3%2F

BUZZ: I don't get why he was a nerd. Was he doing base 10 to base 2 conversions while he was being read his rights?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/gamabunta/i-dont-get-why-he-was-a-nerd-was-he-doing-2q19-cu3 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 11:49:07 -0400 NOT HILARIOUS. Guy has mental and/or drug issues... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=zenzookie&buzz=not-hilarious-guy-has-mental-andor-drug-issues-2q19-d76&c=7J4SC7&u=72KR77&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzenzookie%2Fnot-hilarious-guy-has-mental-andor-drug-issues-2q19-d76%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzenzookie%2Fnot-hilarious-guy-has-mental-andor-drug-issues-2q19-d76%2F

BUZZ: NOT HILARIOUS. Guy has mental and/or drug issues and cops were trying not to use too much force. This is exactly why they use so much force on seemingly nonviolent people who are being arrested.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/zenzookie/not-hilarious-guy-has-mental-andor-drug-issues-2q19-d76 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 09:32:54 -0400 Didn't watch the video, but I would just like... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=bonnyblaise&buzz=didnt-watch-the-video-but-i-would-just-like-2q19-1zl&c=7J3VO7&u=7E8Y7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbonnyblaise%2Fdidnt-watch-the-video-but-i-would-just-like-2q19-1zl%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fbonnyblaise%2Fdidnt-watch-the-video-but-i-would-just-like-2q19-1zl%2F

BUZZ: Didn't watch the video, but I would just like to say, “FIRST!”

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/bonnyblaise/didnt-watch-the-video-but-i-would-just-like-2q19-1zl Wed, 03 Jun 2009 02:39:05 -0400 Oh, come on, people. He's probably just high... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=nickdengler&buzz=oh-come-on-people-hes-probably-just-high-2q19-f6k&c=7J3PN7&u=72YMQ7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fnickdengler%2Foh-come-on-people-hes-probably-just-high-2q19-f6k%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fnickdengler%2Foh-come-on-people-hes-probably-just-high-2q19-f6k%2F

BUZZ: Oh, come on, people. He's probably just high or wasted or both. He doesn't sound any worse than about 50% of the drunks I went to college with. If you think that's schizophrenia, you must have boring friends.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/nickdengler/oh-come-on-people-hes-probably-just-high-2q19-f6k Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:40:31 -0400 "Honestly, I'm a little disappointed that the... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=alias&buzz=honestly-im-a-little-disappointed-that-the-2q19-46w&c=7J3NI7&u=7TOA7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Falias%2Fhonestly-im-a-little-disappointed-that-the-2q19-46w%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Falias%2Fhonestly-im-a-little-disappointed-that-the-2q19-46w%2F

BUZZ: “Honestly, I'm a little disappointed that the police didn't tell him that he was under arrest for resisting arrest.” Actually they did but he never acknowledge being under arrest for the first time so maybe that changes something? and he did asked numerous times why was he under arrest without any answer.. anyway i don't think that guy was crazy or anything. he showed it numerous times (e.g. why am i under arrest, they are illegally tazering me…). my 2 cents.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/alias/honestly-im-a-little-disappointed-that-the-2q19-46w Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:23:34 -0400 No probably not schizophrenic most likely manic or... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=roxtar&buzz=no-probably-not-schizophrenic-most-likely-manic-or-2q19-e42&c=7J3HO7&u=72R5F7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Froxtar%2Fno-probably-not-schizophrenic-most-likely-manic-or-2q19-e42%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Froxtar%2Fno-probably-not-schizophrenic-most-likely-manic-or-2q19-e42%2F

BUZZ: No probably not schizophrenic most likely manic or on drugs considering the amount of energy and thought process, not really delusional just tangential.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/roxtar/no-probably-not-schizophrenic-most-likely-manic-or-2q19-e42 Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:11:03 -0400 didnt patton oswalt do this better on reno 911... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=wwew&buzz=didnt-patton-oswalt-do-this-better-on-reno-911-2q19-2l2&c=7J33V7&u=7IF27&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwwew%2Fdidnt-patton-oswalt-do-this-better-on-reno-911-2q19-2l2%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fwwew%2Fdidnt-patton-oswalt-do-this-better-on-reno-911-2q19-2l2%2F

BUZZ: didnt patton oswalt do this better on reno 911 while playing an actual nerd, not a guy screaming for yahweh?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/wwew/didnt-patton-oswalt-do-this-better-on-reno-911-2q19-2l2 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:25:16 -0400 Steve's Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=jmf1775&buzz=steves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-taser-2q19-3hp&c=7J32B7&u=7ORQ7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjmf1775%2Fsteves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-taser-2q19-3hp%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fjmf1775%2Fsteves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-taser-2q19-3hp%2F

Steve's Riding Lawn Mower DUI Taser Arrest

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/jmf1775/steves-riding-lawn-mower-dui-taser-2q19-3hp Tue, 02 Jun 2009 22:04:00 -0400 wow, i think i heard him call upon the power of... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=kevinw2&buzz=wow-i-think-i-heard-him-call-upon-the-power-of-2q19-80v&c=7J3067&u=71KJ27&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkevinw2%2Fwow-i-think-i-heard-him-call-upon-the-power-of-2q19-80v%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkevinw2%2Fwow-i-think-i-heard-him-call-upon-the-power-of-2q19-80v%2F

BUZZ: wow, i think i heard him call upon the power of the dew to escape!

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/kevinw2/wow-i-think-i-heard-him-call-upon-the-power-of-2q19-80v Tue, 02 Jun 2009 21:39:49 -0400 Well, he did call on the compassion of the... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=aemc2&buzz=well-he-did-call-on-the-compassion-of-the-2q19-4hz&c=7J2V47&u=7VU97&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Faemc2%2Fwell-he-did-call-on-the-compassion-of-the-2q19-4hz%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Faemc2%2Fwell-he-did-call-on-the-compassion-of-the-2q19-4hz%2F

BUZZ: Well, he did call on the compassion of the universe. So…what're you gonna do?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/aemc2/well-he-did-call-on-the-compassion-of-the-2q19-4hz Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:13:00 -0400 why didn't the cops just throw a +3 holding... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=dinojoshg&buzz=why-didnt-the-cops-just-throw-a-3-holding-2q19-f07&c=7J2S77&u=72XE77&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdinojoshg%2Fwhy-didnt-the-cops-just-throw-a-3-holding-2q19-f07%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fdinojoshg%2Fwhy-didnt-the-cops-just-throw-a-3-holding-2q19-f07%2F

BUZZ: why didn't the cops just throw a +3 holding charm?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/dinojoshg/why-didnt-the-cops-just-throw-a-3-holding-2q19-f07 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:48:46 -0400 i'll bet that warrant is for meth possesion,... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=neilh&buzz=ill-bet-that-warrant-is-for-meth-possesion-2q19-8cv&c=7J2PA7&u=71MV27&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fneilh%2Fill-bet-that-warrant-is-for-meth-possesion-2q19-8cv%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fneilh%2Fill-bet-that-warrant-is-for-meth-possesion-2q19-8cv%2F

BUZZ: i'll bet that warrant is for meth possesion, only someone super jacked up could just take a taze and run off.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/neilh/ill-bet-that-warrant-is-for-meth-possesion-2q19-8cv Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:14:27 -0400 Wait... what part of this makes him a "WoW nerd?" http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=veronicabelmont&buzz=wait-what-part-of-this-makes-him-a-wow-nerd-2q19-1n4&c=7J2OP7&u=7BTG7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fveronicabelmont%2Fwait-what-part-of-this-makes-him-a-wow-nerd-2q19-1n4%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fveronicabelmont%2Fwait-what-part-of-this-makes-him-a-wow-nerd-2q19-1n4%2F

BUZZ: Wait… what part of this makes him a “WoW nerd?”

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/wait-what-part-of-this-makes-him-a-wow-nerd-2q19-1n4 Tue, 02 Jun 2009 19:01:42 -0400 Buzzfeed: Laughing at the mentally ill in realtime http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=thelalimmey&buzz=buzzfeed-laughing-at-the-mentally-ill-in-realtime-2q19-14u&c=7J2NQ7&u=789B7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fthelalimmey%2Fbuzzfeed-laughing-at-the-mentally-ill-in-realtime-2q19-14u%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fthelalimmey%2Fbuzzfeed-laughing-at-the-mentally-ill-in-realtime-2q19-14u%2F

BUZZ: Buzzfeed: Laughing at the mentally ill in realtime

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/thelalimmey/buzzfeed-laughing-at-the-mentally-ill-in-realtime-2q19-14u Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:51:11 -0400 This guy isn't a nerd, just... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=zachwrm&buzz=this-guy-isnt-a-nerd-just-2q19-48a&c=7J2KM7&u=7TY07&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzachwrm%2Fthis-guy-isnt-a-nerd-just-2q19-48a%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fzachwrm%2Fthis-guy-isnt-a-nerd-just-2q19-48a%2F

BUZZ: This guy isn't a nerd, just crazy.

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/zachwrm/this-guy-isnt-a-nerd-just-2q19-48a Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:11:10 -0400 Obviously is god is the real god, did he not get... http://75.101.183.223/rd?type=100&user=kendrixp&buzz=obviously-is-god-is-the-real-god-did-he-not-get-2q19-6ag&c=7J2KF7&u=718DY7&url=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkendrixp%2Fobviously-is-god-is-the-real-god-did-he-not-get-2q19-6ag%2F&rd=http%3A%2F%2Fbuzzfeed.com%2Fkendrixp%2Fobviously-is-god-is-the-real-god-did-he-not-get-2q19-6ag%2F

BUZZ: Obviously is god is the real god, did he not get free?

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]]> http://buzzfeed.com/kendrixp/obviously-is-god-is-the-real-god-did-he-not-get-2q19-6ag Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:10:34 -0400