Jack Shepherd received a Pokemon badge on May 22 because the posted something about a children's card game that was made into a cartoon. Or the other way round? I have no idea because I am a hundred years old.
Jack Shepherd earned the Zombie Preparedness Award on Jun 08 because they are keeping up to date about this whole horrifying nightmare zombie epidemic dealio that we have going on. Other hot tips for keeping the zombies at bay include finding high ground, keeping a blunt instrument handy at all times, and I guess you could try praying? Let us know if it works.
Jack Shepherd received a Pizza badge on Mar 08 for "avoiding the Noid" and posting some awesome, delicious pizza buzz! If you get that "Avoid the Noid" reference you are old and probably should be in an old people's home. Hopefully there is pizza in your old people's home. Yay, pizza!
Jack Shepherd received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Jack Shepherd is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
Jack Shepherd earned the Cute Spotter Award on Sep 13 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
Jack Shepherd earned the Enthusiast Award on Aug 27 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
Jack Shepherd won the Sonic Screwdriver Award on Apr 11 because of their love of Doctor Who! Or possibly they got this award randomly now because tomorrow they're going to go back in time and earn the award in the past. Time paradox!