Animals Without Necks

For anyone who has ever said, “I really love animals, but I wish they didn’t have necks.” Plenty more at this, the most important of neckless-animal-themed subreddits, Animals without necks. (DesignTaxi, via Joe)

We will start with a strutting kitten. Note that he has no neck, not even the smallest part of a neck, and yet he is happy.

Here, two majestic neckless giraffes saunter, necklessly, across the Serengeti or whatever.

Dancing neckless polar bears are a non-cervical ursine species commonly found in low-ceilinged Arctic dance clubs.

Here, a fat, neckless giraffe-type creature contemplates her necklessness and wonders where it all went wrong.

Oh my! Is that a neckless pit bull? I rather think it is. Just look at this guy! He doesn’t even have a neck.

Neckless corgis frolic, necklessly, on the beach.

And a neckless baby bison gambols across the plain. Necklessly, of course.

Here, a neckless elephant can be seen crossing the road without a care in the world. Or a neck.

And, of course, the neckless cheetah - one of the fastest and least neckful creatures ever to exist. Look at her, gazing, necklessly, into the future.

Bye bye.

N.B.: This terrifying gentleman is named Funny Horsie. Watch him explain Communism here. / Via

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