We will start with a strutting kitten. Note that he has no neck, not even the smallest part of a neck, and yet he is happy.
Here, two majestic neckless giraffes saunter, necklessly, across the Serengeti or whatever.
Dancing neckless polar bears are a non-cervical ursine species commonly found in low-ceilinged Arctic dance clubs.
Here, a fat, neckless giraffe-type creature contemplates her necklessness and wonders where it all went wrong.
Oh my! Is that a neckless pit bull? I rather think it is. Just look at this guy! He doesn't even have a neck.
Neckless corgis frolic, necklessly, on the beach.
And a neckless baby bison gambols across the plain. Necklessly, of course.
Here, a neckless elephant can be seen crossing the road without a care in the world. Or a neck.
And, of course, the neckless cheetah - one of the fastest and least neckful creatures ever to exist. Look at her, gazing, necklessly, into the future.
