- 1984 by George Orwell (42%)
- War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy (31%)
- Ulysses by James Joyce (25%)
- The Bible (24%)
- Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert (16%)
- A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking (15%)
- Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie (14%)
- In Remembrance of Things Past by Marcel Proust (9%)
- Dreams from My Father by Barack Obama (6%)
- The Selfish Gene by Richard Dawkins (6%)
10 Books People Claim They’ve Read But Haven’t
These are the ten books that people are most likely to lie about having read, according to a survey by a pro-reading advocacy group in the UK. I have read 1, 3, and 5 on this list, and I lie about having read 10, because we had it in our bathroom for, like, a year, which is almost like my having read it.
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Via Kottke: Lying About Books
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Guilty Secrets Survey results revealed!
spread-the-word.org.uk
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☁Spam Of God☁ 4 years ago(Doing my best “Penelope”): I’ve read ALL of those books, to a crowd of 50,000 at Madison Square Gardens, and they taped me reading them and sealed the tapes in a vault in the Smithsonian, you can only see them through a thick pane of bulletproof glass. I actually secretly WROTE four of the books on the list, and the other six were written in honor of me. So…
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Mauricio L. 4 years agoi want to read 1, but it seems to be sold out in every bookstore… war and peace i don’t know if i would like to read it only for its historical value. Nº 3 i read it when i was in school, and the rest of them i couldn’t care less about reading them. Except for the bible, i’m not sure which one is the real version, so i won’t bother either.
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Brian Ries 4 years agoi haven’t read one of those. but i have read the hard copy of ‘the lost world’ before the movie.
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Tom Ottoman 4 years agoThis list sounds like arbitrary bullshit, like so much of the internet. The Rushdie book, for example, is not so widely cited as to come up in conversation or on similar lists. Typical UK trash list.
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Joey Hannukah 4 years agoI think you could say that about a couple more of these books, Sarah. I’d like to see a list like this broken down by country or even region of country/U.S. I’m sure the Vermont list still has Proust, and the Alabama list probably breaks down the Bible into Ruth, Judges, etc. P.S. One of the best album titles ever was Lyle Lovett’s “Joshua Judges Ruth.”
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Jack Shepherd 4 years agoI agree, Sarah. People who pretend they’ve read Proust are the worst. I should know. Nowadays, I only hang out with people who pretend they’ve read Derrida. A much better class of people.
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Sarah Morgan 4 years agoWho needs to pretend they’ve read Proust? I think that is a sign you are hanging out with the wrong kind of people.
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Henry Horker 4 years agoI’ve totally nailed 1, 4, 5 & 6 for reals. I often talk like I’ve done 2, 3 & 8, although I would be the first one to say I’m saving Proust for old age. As for 7, 9 & 10, I’m all “meh.”
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Adam Hyland 4 years agoSoo…. Are we just supposed to trust the survey? How do we know that these are the books people are most likely to claim to read but not have read? Seems like a pretty odd list to me…
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DELETE THIS ACCOUNT 4 years agoI read “A Brief History of Time” but about half way thru a singularity opened inside my cerebral cortex.
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