Link: google.com
True story.
Politics Buzz Naked hot-tubbing is the new thing! For Majority House Leaders in Utah! With 15-year-old girls? Yikes. Cheryl Maher, now 40, is accusing Utah House Majority Leader Kevin Garn of taking her out for some naked hot tub fun when she was a young lass of just 15. Garn hasn't denied it, and Cheryl is going to be milking this one for all that it's worth, which, so far, is $150,000. I don't like anyone in this story.
Tech Buzz The robot (naturally) wants the kitty. Help him! I'm assuming it's just so he can tenderly pet the kitty, as killer robots are wont to do.
Childhood writings of a tragic genius. Stay away from Vikings, y'all. Miss ya', DFW.
Link: theawl.com
From the food court at SF MoMA. This is way more palatable than their Damien Hirst cake.
Link: thedailywh.at
Not that it's going to help, but comforting to know you have the option.
Link: thedailywh.at
May need to do some quick math on whether plastic surgery is more expensive than therapy before you make your choice.
Link: blog.yimmyayo.com
Here's a picture of a lazy-ass baby otter who's so lazy that he rides on his mom like she was some kind of otter skateboard. Unbelievable. Otters make me sick. (Via.)
Link: thesun.co.uk
A very strong case for the deep, abiding wrongness of polyamory. Incidentally, television is wrong too, but that's probably not going to stop anybody.
Link: unreasonablefaith.com