Link: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view...

I've come around to the idea of this genre of game ever since the brilliant Learn to Fly . This is a fun one in the same vein, except with a squirrel instead of a penguin! (Protip: your A and S keys are pretty important here. Took me a while to figure that out.)

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A clever little advertising concept for a divorce lawyer. Is it deliberate that they make the couple in this ad look especially hateful?

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SCIENCE BUZZ: Richard Dawkins (with some help from Rather Good ) wants to sing to you about how very interesting science is. Take a minute and let him do that for you.

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The Best Links:

1. Richard Dawkins on Twitter
2. More Richard Dawkins Buzz

Nordstrom takes a rare, noble stand against the hateful Santa infestation that is soon to be upon us. There's very little that's more depressing to me than the first $%#@ing Christmas carol of November.

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Rugby buzz, you guys! Check out this randomly selected rugby fan's one in a million shot off the crossbar for a £250,000 prize. After making the absurdly unlikely kick in his socks during halftime at the Saracens/South Africa game at Wembley this week, Stuart Tinner is a British national hero. Well played, buddy.

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The Best Links:

1. Job-centre worker Stuart Tinner - and his mother - celebrate £250,000 win on lucky punt
2. Rugby union fan Stuart Tinner wins £250,000 in Wembley crossbar challenge at Saracens’ win over South Africa
3. Rugby fan wins £250,000 with a kick in his socks
4. £250,000 kicker Stuart Tinner greets media in Welwyn Garden City
5. Rugby fan wins £250,000 with a kick in his socks

CELEBRITY BUZZ: Tila Tequila woke up this morning and decided she wanted to get totally naked and rant about her life troubles. Which, don't we all sometimes? But Tila took it to the next level and broadcast the entire naked rant on UStream TV. Snap judgment: Tila Tequila naked is not sufficient incentive to endure Tila Tequila's insane ravings. She has since (mercifully) removed the video. Update: If you didn't get to watch the video, Tila Tequila has “explained” her naked UStream video extravaganza to TMZ. It all makes sense now .

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The Best Links:

1. Update: Tila Tequila Explains Naked Late Night Meltdown
2. Tila’s Most Recent UStream
3. Tila Tequila Video — Naked and Ranting (TMZ)
4. Tila Tequila Stripped Down Naked on Ustream
5. Tila Tequila naked? And this is news because … ?
6. Tila Tequila Rants Live in the Nude
7. Tila Tequila: Nude, Ranting, In Need of Help
8. Perez Hilton: Tila Tequila Is Bat-Shit Crazy!!!
9. Tila Screwed Up Really Bad, Lawyer Says (TMZ)
10. Tila Tequila’s UStream

Oh my God. He even bows to Lil' Bow Wow. :(

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OMG, Obama is bowing to like every world leader on his Worldwide “Embarrassing America” Tour ! Who does he think he is? Some kind of a “diplomat”? Doesn't he know that when America bows, we bow with BOMBS?! Where will this bow-happy socialist bow next? Use the image uploader to add your own.

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1. Obama Bows to Children [PIC]

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Occasionally, two people having bad days can kind of cancel each other out.

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There was another “goat riding a bus” video going around this week, but I like this one way better. He's just one of the kids!*

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Here's mine. Pretty fucking intimidating.

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Link: http://makememighty.ca/

Make your name way, way better. Even if you think your name's pretty cool now, you can use this technology to significantly improve it.

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This is a much cooler way of keeping a library than my current system of stacking books on the floor around my bed. Recommended for anyone who has multiple floors in their home (i.e., no one I know). Levitate , via Fubiz .

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1. Book Staircase
2. Levitate Architecture and Design Studio
3. Staircase Drawers

Jonathan Ajar, who goes by the absurd nickname Jonnie Dangerous, is a suspected member of the Hollywood Hills burglar gang, the Bling Ring. He is super tough, and has threatened journalists before! He's currently facing charges related to firearm and drug possession. Here's a video of him being tough right up until before he turned himself in.

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The Best Links:

1. Burglar Bunch’s “Jonnie Dangerous” to Turn Himself In
2. Sixth suspect in ‘Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch,’ Jonathan Ajar, turns himself in to police
3. Johnny Dangerous — I’m No Snitch
4. Johnny Dangerous (Jonathan Ajar), of Hollywood Hills Burglar Bunch Arrested
5. TMZ Parasite Threatens Journalist; Gossip Website Claims
6. Diana Tamayo
7. Megan Fox, Ashley Tisdale Also Victims of Burglary Gang
8. The Bling Ring

Here's a quick counterargument.

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Link: http://www.spin.com/articles/myth-no-...

Spin magazine has decided that Radiohead actually sucks after all. Discuss.

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1. 16 Rock Myths Debunked

POLITICS BUZZ: Nick Xenophon is an Australian senator who has just called for a criminal investigation into Scientology in his country. He calls it “an abusive, manipulative, violent and criminal organization.” Obviously, the fact that the guy's name is Nick Xenophon makes this way more awesome. Xenophon Vs. The Church of Scientology has to be the coolest name for a lawsuit ever.

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The Best Links:

1. Xenophon v. Xenu: The Galactic Battle for Australia’s Soul
2. Senator calls for police inquiry into Scientology (Video)
3. Senator Nick Xenophon says Scientology is ‘a criminal organisation’
4. Church of Scientology response to Nick Xenophon
5. Senator Nick Xeneophon brands Scientology a ‘crimina organisationl’

My version of the chart is way simpler.

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Check out the awesome shoplifting action at 2:14 .

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