1.
"I won't be able to bring my pets with me."
2.
"I've worked too hard to leave my plants for dead."
3.
"I'm saving all these vacation days for when I really need them."
4.
"I've got this project that I just can't get away from."
5.
"Our HR department has super-complicated methods for requesting vacations."
6.
"And when the boss finds out you're going to leave, he/she gets really angry."
7.
"Money and I aren't really on speaking terms anymore."
8.
"I don't have a spare 300 hours to plan my trip."
9.
"The passport office is a terrifying, horrifying place."
10.
"Flying makes me nervous."
11.
"I probably need a new suitcase."
12.
"The last time I tried relaxing in nature, something horrible happened."
13.
"I'll just be lost the entire time because maps and foreign languages are terrifying."
14.
"No trip is ever as fun as you think it will be."
15.
"A staycation is practically a vacation."
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