Boy, they really gave up on Tyrion having blonde hair, haven’t they?
I move that several of these be stricken from the record for not wearing a suit properly. Namely Ellen Page, who seems to think that “baggy and all over the place” is how to wear a suit despite the fact that she isn’t a 12-year old boy whose parents are assuming that he’ll grow into it. Patti Smith gets a pass, though. She’s punk, so by looking completely disheveled in a suit, she might ironically enough be wearing it properly. You know, because context matters.
Didn’t get the Cardinals. That’s all that matters. Screw the Cardinals.
#7: It’s basically like if one of the xenomorphs from Alien got a hold of a shark.
“I hope you end up with an abusive husband who beats on you every night.” Stay classy.
Back in high school, when I was going through a wrestling phase, was the time when the Hardys and Edge/Christian were facing off in some of the most amazing matches I had ever seen. The ladder matches (and eventually the TLC matches with the Dudleys) were really incredible stuff to watch. I think I still have a TLC VHS stored away somewhere…
You do have to admit that the leash is easier than having to haul a stroller or to permanently occupy one of your hands.
#8: Okay, seriously. James Franco’s performance art needs to stop.
His point was that this article was written by Dave Stopera, a white a person.
“D” I also never took German (although I’m curious to learn)
#8… James Franco? His performance art has gone too far.
Appropriate response 1: “It seems that no matter what I choose, what really gets fucked is my will to live.” Appropriate response 2: “Fuck Hitler, marry you, and kill myself. Not necessarily in that order.”
Also: Abstinence. And arming themselves to protect from rapists.
Oh partisan bickering… You know, there’s probably a lot of credence to the whole “Koch brother stooge” argument against Walker. Walker is like many politicians, in that he serves a special interest, and it probably doesn’t take much analysis to see the puppeteer’s hand up his ass. But that’s hardly a problem unique to Walker. It’s not even a problem unique to his sect of the Republican party (you know, the blatantly pro-aristocratic one that either believes in trickle-down-economics, despite all reasons not to, or just flat out loves rich people). All politicians have their benefactors (from Walker to Burke to Obama to Cruz and everyone in between), and if you think that a politician will server you, the citizen, before those benefactors, then you might be very naive.
This won’t end well for Burke. Or for Wisconsin. It was bad enough when we had two shitty options for governor, and now we basically just have one. At this point, I’m just assuming that it’s going to be four more years of Walker. Which sucks for me because I’m middle class, trying to raise a young family without having to fork it out for private schools, and I’m not a business owner (much less am I the owner of a business that Gov. Walker will give tax break handouts to… Lord knows that he won’t give tax credits or otherwise cut taxes for all businesses in Wisconsin…). I used to say that no matter who won this election, Wisconsin would lose. The only thing that changes is that I have a good idea of who is winning this election now.
Good Lord, some actresses get plastic surgery on their face that just ends up being distracting when you look at it.
You are aware that digital photography wasn’t around then, right?
[Insert Kelly Preston joke here]
Remember: The worst consequence that Hannity sees here is “ruining his career”. Don’t ever accuse a Fox News knuckledragger of being a fundamentalist Christian, because money is the only God that they know.
According to the last picture: He was brought in to deal with rats in the stadium. He has failed to get rid of them.
Not literary, but for the fan of secondary Star Wars characters I might suggest Grand Moff Barkin.
Hopefully this goes better than Vault. Excuse me while I tap my foot waiting for the return of OK Soda.
I would not feel an ounce of remorse if the dipshit(s) that did this were murdered by dozens of feral cats.
Other things they taught us: It’s seriously a dick move to make major decisions without consulting your spouse.
AlsO: Have beer at your party, so people don’t have to drink Budweiser.
“My heart is heavy” *giggles*
Seriously, though: How much cocaine does Eichner do?
Yeah, it’s called “Everyday”.
@RobFox: You are just the worst kind of person.