Oh bitch bitch bitch. The South exists so we can have something to do with the people that hate winter.
Oaken’s “eldest daughter” must be damn near his age, then.
Peeling off skin is fun. That unstoppable tingling feeling from bad sunburn, though? Awful.
I can’t take my daughter to go sledding on mosquito bites.
Schools don’t need to teach pop culture, they’re struggling enough to teach kids how to think. Learning about the Beatles should be something that just happens, because even to this day I don’t know how you grow up without being aware of them on some level. I mean, this is like not being able to name the last five Presidents without having to think about it.
I know that the injuries are completely different, but FWIW Megadeth’s Dave Mustaine suffered an injury in the early 2000s that caused him to say he might not be able to play again. Sure enough, by 2005 he was back at it.
Boy the use of an actual instrument of death sure adds a new dimension to the lyrics. Impressive coordination. I’m thinking that the mechanics of loading, emptying the chamber, etc. are probably harder to do that rotating a plastic cup.
We all have to learn about the Beatles at some point. Let this be a learning opportunity for some.
Definitely should try the egg one. Unless you like the idea of a coke slushie (not me), I’m not sure any of the others are terribly useful.
Would love to know what the other possible options were. I got Mineral’s lovelettertypewriter. Would’ve loved to have had me some Promise Ring, but if their only song on this article was “Nothing Feels Good”, then I’m good passing. The Promise Ring was always one of those bands that sounded better when they were a little more polished. I’d rather be “Why Did We Ever Meet”. Any “Clarity”-era Jimmy Eat World?
It’s one thing to be the kind of person who gets THAT worked up over whether people called it “emo” in the 90s. It’s another thing entirely to get that worked up over something that you’re clearly FLAT OUT WRONG about. You might as well be this donkey: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yX_1gJ_51M
Let’s see… try to remember that there’s really very little you can actively teach a child for the first two years. Getting upset or trying to discipline a child under 2 is a pretty pointless exercise. Just try to do what you can by setting a good example, and try to read to them every night even when they aren’t paying much attention.
Aaaaaaaaand here come the comments from people with an inexplicable hatred for Bono and U2. They’re far from my favorite band (at least half of their stuff I can’t be bothered with, and I’m sure that I only LOVE 10-20 songs from their entire catalog), and I get that Bono in particular can be more than little ego-centric and pretentious, but I still just don’t get it. FWIW, I think he’s spot on with his comments about the iTunes thing. Some people just like to complain and made WAAAAY more about it than they ever needed to.
How naive do you have to be to think that the license plate wasn’t intentional? Forget about the response to it by the angry Argentines for a moment and just try to think if you actually believe Clarkson and company when they try to pass it off as an honest coincidence.
One of the few times Jay Leno was ever ballsy.
What kind of monster would do such a thing?
Aks. Jalepeno without the accent on the ‘n’. (pee-know instead of pay-nyo) Jag-wire This one isn’t a pronunciation thing as much as it is nitpicking an idiom, but… “I could care less”. Ugh.
10 minutes is a long time when you’re a general disappointment.
BuzzFeed Headline Generator: [Celebrity] [did something] and it was perfect.
Tammy 2 for the win.
#2 seems like it should’ve been an x vs y plot instead of a venn diagram, doesn’t it?
This video really makes me want to play pond hockey there.
Ugh. Now I have to go through life knowing that you exist.
There’s the “class” of El Tri fans that I’ve come to know and love.