BuzzFeed - M. R. Mitchell http://buzzfeed.com/excusemesir BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 14:04:39 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Speak English!!! http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/speak-english-7mf …or get the F out! You stay classy Indiana

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/speak-english-7mf Fri, 04 Nov 2011 11:25:00 -0400 <b>...or get the F out!</b> You stay classy Indiana excusemesir adult That&#39;ll give him something to cry... http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/thatll-give-him-something-to-cry-dhl3-7mf That'll give him something to cry about

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/thatll-give-him-something-to-cry-dhl3-7mf Fri, 19 Nov 2010 08:52:50 -0500 That&#39;ll give him something to cry about excusemesir adult someone needs to speak to you buzzfeed.... http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/someone-needs-to-speak-to-you-buzzfeed-dft1-7mf someone needs to speak to you buzzfeed….

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/someone-needs-to-speak-to-you-buzzfeed-dft1-7mf Thu, 18 Nov 2010 08:47:13 -0500 someone needs to speak to you buzzfeed.... excusemesir adult Congrats Matt http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/congrats-matt-cx3l-7mf Congrats Matt

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/congrats-matt-cx3l-7mf Thu, 04 Nov 2010 06:30:19 -0400 Congrats Matt excusemesir adult Game Controller Holiday Ornaments http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/game-controller-holiday-ornaments-7mf A must have for any gamer's Christmas tree. Major bonus points for including the Dreamcast.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/game-controller-holiday-ornaments-7mf Tue, 02 Nov 2010 11:04:25 -0400 <b>A must have for any gamer&#39;s Christmas tree.</b> Major bonus points for including the Dreamcast. excusemesir adult Man Prays to Obama http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/man-prays-to-obama-7mf This according to Fox News This isn't the worst thing they've done but it's pretty darn close. You stay classy Fox News.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/man-prays-to-obama-7mf Tue, 02 Nov 2010 10:58:33 -0400 <b>This according to Fox News</b> This isn&#39;t the worst thing they&#39;ve done but it&#39;s pretty darn close. You stay classy Fox News. excusemesir adult Lifehack from the 1950s http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/lifehack-from-the-1950s-7mf That will teach little Billy. Unless he fully embraces it and asks for more lacy modifications of his clothing.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/lifehack-from-the-1950s-7mf Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:39:14 -0400 That will teach little Billy. Unless he fully embraces it and asks for more lacy modifications of his clothing. excusemesir nonadult Keanu Sticking It to the Man http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/keanu-sticking-it-to-the-man-7mf Lethargic Keanu just doesn't give a shit

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/keanu-sticking-it-to-the-man-7mf Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:31:42 -0400 Lethargic Keanu just doesn&#39;t give a shit excusemesir adult Baby Elephant Gets Too Close to a Croc http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/baby-elephant-gets-too-close-to-a-croc-7mf A baby elephant got a little too close to crocodile while walking near an African waterhole. Don't worry, this one has a good ending. The baby elephant's family came to rescue and and the croc swam away. I bet that he doesn't go near one of those again, because, as you know, an elephant never forgets! Zing!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/baby-elephant-gets-too-close-to-a-croc-7mf Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:20:04 -0400 <b>A baby elephant got a little too close to crocodile while walking near an African waterhole.</b> Don&#39;t worry, this one has a good ending. The baby elephant&#39;s family came to rescue and and the croc swam away. I bet that he doesn&#39;t go near one of those again, because, as you know, an elephant never forgets! Zing! excusemesir nonadult Spongebob Characters As Pokemon http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/if-spongebob-were-a-pokemon-7mf Someone has drawn up an impressive design of what Spongebob and his gang would look like if they were Pokemon characters. I wonder what Squidward does? Probably lulls you with his sweet clarinet skills.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/if-spongebob-were-a-pokemon-7mf Mon, 01 Nov 2010 12:06:36 -0400 <b>Someone has drawn up an impressive design of what Spongebob and his gang would look like if they were Pokemon characters.</b> I wonder what Squidward does? Probably lulls you with his sweet clarinet skills. excusemesir nonadult Meet Uwe Boll&#39;s Blubberella http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/meet-uwe-bolls-blubberella-7mf The Tag-line: She kicks ass. With her major ass. That Marie Claire blogger should be terrified right now.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/meet-uwe-bolls-blubberella-7mf Fri, 29 Oct 2010 09:08:49 -0400 <b>The Tag-line: She kicks ass. With her major ass.</b> That Marie Claire blogger should be terrified right now. excusemesir adult Star Wars Day of the Dead Artwork http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/star-wars-day-of-the-dead-artwork-7mf Here's some amazing Día de los Muertos Star Wars artwork. The best part? The artist's work is for sale on the interwebs and most of it is $10. You're welcome.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/star-wars-day-of-the-dead-artwork-7mf Wed, 27 Oct 2010 15:10:14 -0400 <b>Here&#39;s some amazing D&iacute;a de los Muertos Star Wars artwork.</b> The best part? The artist&#39;s work is for sale on the interwebs and most of it is $10. <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/MisNopalesArt?section_id=5537698&amp;page=1">You&#39;re welcome.</a> excusemesir nonadult The Evolution of Halloween http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/the-evolution-of-halloween-7mf This should finally put an end to the great debate of why we celebrate Halloween. And that answer is candy. Lots and lots of candy.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/the-evolution-of-halloween-7mf Wed, 27 Oct 2010 10:35:38 -0400 <b>This should finally put an end to the great debate of why we celebrate Halloween.</b> And that answer is candy. Lots and lots of candy. excusemesir adult Super Mario Was Suppossed to Carry a Gun http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/super-mario-was-suppossed-to-carry-a-gun-7mf

According to the original design documents drawn up by Miyamoto, Mario was supposed to carry a gun or some type of laser beam. No doubt, this would have helped me sweep through those castles a whole hell of a lot quicker.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/super-mario-was-suppossed-to-carry-a-gun-7mf Wed, 27 Oct 2010 10:11:36 -0400 <b>According to the original design documents drawn up by Miyamoto, Mario was supposed to carry a gun or some type of laser beam.</b> No doubt, this would have helped me sweep through those castles a whole hell of a lot quicker. excusemesir nonadult Tea Partiers React to Assault On Kentucky Protester http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/tea-partiers-react-to-assault-on-kentucky-proteste-7mf Here's some of more delusional/hateful/irrational comments from the tea party faithful regarding the assault on a MoveOn.org member in Kentucky. You can find these on Fox News' blog, Fox Nation.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/tea-partiers-react-to-assault-on-kentucky-proteste-7mf Tue, 26 Oct 2010 12:46:08 -0400 Here&#39;s some of more delusional/hateful/irrational comments from the tea party faithful regarding the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/todaysepicfail/women-from-moveonorg-gets-her-head-stomped-at-ran-20rr">assault on a MoveOn.org member in Kentucky.</a> You can find these on Fox News&#39; blog, <a href="http://www.thefoxnation.com/must-reads/2010/10/26/watch-moveon-protester-stomped">Fox Nation.</a> excusemesir nonadult Why We&#39;re Fat http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/why-were-fat-7mf An advertisement for what “King Size” was back in the day. Poor kid probably would have drowned in a Big Gulp.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/why-were-fat-7mf Tue, 26 Oct 2010 10:34:29 -0400 <b>An advertisement for what "King Size" was back in the day.</b> Poor kid probably would have drowned in a Big Gulp. excusemesir nonadult News Pokes Fun at Social Media http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/news-pokes-fun-at-social-media-7mf

I have to hand it to Fox 4 in Dallas/Fort Worth, this is actually kind of funny. But it's a totally inappropriate way to cover a kidnapping and homicide.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/news-pokes-fun-at-social-media-7mf Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:58:12 -0400 <b>I have to hand it to Fox 4 in Dallas/Fort Worth, this is actually kind of funny.</b> But it&#39;s a totally inappropriate way to cover a kidnapping and homicide. excusemesir adult Boy in Watermelon, Eats His Way Out http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/boy-in-watermelon-eats-his-way-out-7mf

Sure, it's cute when he does, but when I try it's disgusting. I'm just kidding, this is actually a little creepy.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/boy-in-watermelon-eats-his-way-out-7mf Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:42:28 -0400 <b>Sure, it&#39;s cute when he does, but when I try it&#39;s disgusting.</b> I&#39;m just kidding, this is actually a little creepy. excusemesir adult Simpsons Intro Using 12 Toy Instruments http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/simpsons-intro-using-12-toy-instruments-7mf

I use the term “instruments” loosely because he appears to use a calculator at one point. So that's some kind of new instrument or it's the most annoying calculator ever.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/simpsons-intro-using-12-toy-instruments-7mf Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:34:14 -0400 I use the term "instruments" loosely because he appears to use a calculator at one point. So that&#39;s some kind of new instrument or it&#39;s the most annoying calculator ever. excusemesir adult 99 Problems Halloween Remix http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/99-problems-halloween-remix-7mf

I'm impressed, not only by those dance moves but their ability to weave “99 Luftballons” into the end of the song.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/excusemesir/99-problems-halloween-remix-7mf Sat, 23 Oct 2010 08:25:54 -0400 I&#39;m impressed, not only by those dance moves but their ability to weave "99 Luftballons" into the end of the song. excusemesir adult