BuzzFeed - Gross Feed http://buzzfeed.com/ew BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Sun, 12 Feb 2012 11:02:04 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Pizza Hut Is Now Ushering In The End Of Civilization With A "Proposal Package" http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/pizza-hut-is-now-ushering-in-the-end-of-civilizati This is the way the world ends. And this is what you get.

For $10,010 (plus tax!), you'll recieve:

Limo Service

Limo Service

Red, like Pizza Hut!

A Ruby Engagement Ring

A Ruby Engagement Ring

Get it? Because it's red. Like Pizza Hut.

A Personal Fireworks Show

A Personal Fireworks Show

That are red. Like Pizza Hut.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/pizza-hut-is-now-ushering-in-the-end-of-civilizati Thu, 09 Feb 2012 12:12:20 -0500 <b>This is the way the world ends.</b> And this is what you get. daves4 nonadult <big>For $10,010 (plus tax!), you&#39;ll recieve:</big> nonadult Red, like Pizza Hut! nonadult Get it? Because it&#39;s red. Like Pizza Hut. nonadult That are red. Like Pizza Hut. nonadult They&#39;re red! Do you get it yet? nonadult Wearing red. Like sauce. On a pizza. From Pizza Hut. nonadult <big>And the biggest selling point of them all:</big> nonadult Which contains a "medium one-topping rectangular pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce and 10 cinnamon sticks with a sweet icing cup in one box." nonadult Macauley Culkin Doesn&#39;t Look So Hot http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/macauley-culkin-doesnt-look-so-hot

I hope nothing's wrong with the guy. He's only 31, and 31-year-olds don't get to looking like that just from drinking Red Bull. See Culkin here.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/abrams/macauley-culkin-doesnt-look-so-hot Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:20:00 -0500 <b>I hope nothing&#39;s wrong with the guy.</b> He&#39;s only 31, and 31-year-olds don&#39;t get to looking like that just from drinking Red Bull. <a href="http://www.etonline.com/news/118844_Exclusive_Macaulay_Culkin_s_Gaunt_Photo/index.html">See Culkin here.</a> abrams nonadult Catholic Cardinal Retracts Apology For Sex Abuse Scandal http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/catholic-cardinal-retracts-apology-for-sex-abuse-s Ten years ago, then Cardinal of New York Edward Egan issued a public apology for the Church's role in sex abuse cases. Yesterday the now retired Egan retracted that apology saying that he never dealt with a case of abuse.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/catholic-cardinal-retracts-apology-for-sex-abuse-s Thu, 09 Feb 2012 10:08:35 -0500 <b>Ten years ago, then Cardinal of New York Edward Egan issued a public apology for the Church&#39;s role in sex abuse cases.</b> Yesterday the now retired Egan retracted that apology saying that he never dealt with a case of abuse. jpmoore nonadult 25 Videos Of Goths Dancing Outside During The Daytime http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/25-videos-of-goths-dancing-outside-during-the-dayt These are people who enjoy dressing up like Mortal Kombat characters and dancing to rave music in the park. Now, imagine seeing that on a picnic.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/25-videos-of-goths-dancing-outside-during-the-dayt Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:28 -0500 <b>These are people who enjoy dressing up like Mortal Kombat characters and dancing to rave music in the park.</b> Now, imagine seeing that on a picnic. ryanhatesthis nonadult Mid-Nineteenth-Century Condom http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/mid-nineteenth-century-condom-1opu Historical societies collect and preserve a number of strange items, but Ohio Historical Society owns one of the more shocking objects: a reusable condom made circa 1860.

The condom above, discovered in an account book, presumably belonged to the Muskingum River steamboat captain, Monroe Ayers. This particular condom was made around 1860 from either sheep skin or sheep intestine, but rubber condoms were also commercially available at the time. Why did Ayers save it? Many condoms at the time were designed to be reused.

Should you want to see the condom in person, it's part of an exhibit at Ohio Historical Society entitled "Controversy," consisting unsurprisingly of a selection of controversial items from U.S. history.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/mid-nineteenth-century-condom-1opu Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:48:30 -0500 <b>Historical societies collect and preserve a number of strange items, but <a href="http://ohsweb.ohiohistory.org/index.shtml">Ohio Historical Society</a> owns one of the more shocking objects: a reusable condom made circa 1860.</b> babymantis nonadult Obsessive New Tumblr Immortalizes Our Favorite Romney Son http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/obsessive-new-tumblr-immortalizes-our-favorite-rom Anyone who knows me, knows I love the Romney sons . And anyone who knows I love the Romney sons, knows I love Craig Romney most of all. So imagine my frustration when BuzzFeed's Whitney Jefferson IM'd me about a new Tumblr that immortalized the youngest Romney (and asking if I was behind it). I couldn't have been happier it existed and sadder that I had nothing to do with it. I give you, “F*** Yeah! Craig Romney.”

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/obsessive-new-tumblr-immortalizes-our-favorite-rom Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:21:45 -0500 <b>Anyone who knows me, knows I love the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-romney-sons-a-guide">Romney sons</a>.</b> And anyone who knows I love the Romney sons, knows I love Craig Romney most of all. So imagine my frustration when BuzzFeed&#39;s <a href="http://www.twitter.com/twitney">Whitney Jefferson</a> IM&#39;d me about a new Tumblr that immortalized the youngest Romney (and asking if I was behind it). I couldn&#39;t have been happier it existed and sadder that I had nothing to do with it. I give you, "F*** Yeah! Craig Romney." jpmoore nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Romanian Model&#39;s Disturbing 20-Inch Waist http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/romanian-models-disturbing-20-inch-waist She looks like she should snap in half. With a Victorian eye for beauty and a dedication to corset training, you too could look like Ioana Spangenberg.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/romanian-models-disturbing-20-inch-waist Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:36:05 -0500 <b>She looks like she should snap in half.</b> With a Victorian eye for beauty and a dedication to corset training, you too could look like Ioana Spangenberg. donnad nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Joan Rivers Has Had 739 Plastic Surgeries http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/joan-rivers-has-had-739-plastic-surgeries How does a person even have the time to get plastic surgery 739 times in their life? 739 times! At least now we know exactly how far to take a plastic surgery obsession before looking like Joan does without any makeup on.

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She spoke to the Daily Telegraph about her longtime habit of going under the knife:

"Every weekend I just go in and I do something new. I get a 10th one free. It’s a little like coffee you just keep going."

On her concerned friends:

"They all said, 'You shouldn’t do it, you shouldn’t do it.' And I said, 'What if I pay for everybody in this room? What would you do?' Every single person (accepted)."

On her decision not to get a tattoo for her 78th birthday:

"I ended up not getting it because they put you in a room with mirrors and I was putting it on my ass and I took a look and I just got so depressed. I said, 'Cover this right up,' but my friend got a tattoo. I’m very proud of her. Maybe my 79th, I’ll put a recipe on, at this age what do you put on? You put a recipe!"

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/joan-rivers-has-had-739-plastic-surgeries Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:09:08 -0500 <b>How does a person even have the time to get plastic surgery 739 times in their life?</b> 739 times! At least now we know exactly how far to take a plastic surgery obsession before looking like <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/joan-rivers-without-make-up">Joan does</a> without any makeup on. whitneyjefferson nonadult nonadult She spoke to the <a href="http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/tv-host-joan-rivers-reveals-she-has-had-739-surgical-procedures-but-is-yet-to-have-a-tattoo/story-e6frewyr-1226264026647">Daily Telegraph</a> about her longtime habit of going under the knife: <blockquote>"Every weekend I just go in and I do something new. I get a 10th one free. It&rsquo;s a little like coffee you just keep going."</blockquote> On her concerned friends: <blockquote>"They all said, &#39;You shouldn&rsquo;t do it, you shouldn&rsquo;t do it.&#39; And I said, &#39;What if I pay for everybody in this room? What would you do?&#39; Every single person (accepted)."</blockquote> On her decision not to get a tattoo for her 78th birthday: <blockquote>"I ended up not getting it because they put you in a room with mirrors and I was putting it on my ass and I took a look and I just got so depressed. I said, &#39;Cover this right up,&#39; but my friend got a tattoo. I&rsquo;m very proud of her. Maybe my 79th, I&rsquo;ll put a recipe on, at this age what do you put on? You put a recipe!"</blockquote> nonadult Meat Leggings http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/meat-leggings-8q4 Black Milk Clothing is going to sell these very graphic new leggings. Ewww or sexy?

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LINK: Buy 'em here, if you feel so inclined.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mathieus/meat-leggings-8q4 Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:10:21 -0500 <b><a href="http://www.blackmilkclothing.com/">Black Milk Clothing</a> is going to sell these very graphic new leggings.</b> Ewww or sexy? mathieus nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Top 20 Most Absurd Reactions To Madonna&#39;s Halftime Performance http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-absurd-reactions-to-madonnas-halftime-pe No. Just no.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-most-absurd-reactions-to-madonnas-halftime-pe Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:19:35 -0500 <b>No.</b> Just no. mjs538 nonadult M.I.A. Flips Off Camera During Madonna&#39;s Super Bowl 2012 Halftime Show http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/mia-flips-off-camera-during-madonnas-super M.I.A. don't give a shit. But she did give a middle finger to the camera while performing “Give Me All Your Luvin'” alongside Nicki Minaj and Madonna during Madge's Super Bowl XLVI halftime show.

Video:

And in GIF form:

And in GIF form:

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/mia-flips-off-camera-during-madonnas-super Sun, 05 Feb 2012 20:21:32 -0500 <strong>M.I.A. don&#39;t give a shit.</strong> But she did give a middle finger to the camera while performing "Give Me All Your Luvin&#39;" alongside Nicki Minaj and Madonna during Madge&#39;s Super Bowl XLVI halftime show. mattcherette nonadult nonadult nonadult The Single Most Awkward Photo Of Madonna During Her Halftime Show http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/the-single-most-awkward-photo-of-madonna-during-he She's really concentrating here.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/the-single-most-awkward-photo-of-madonna-during-he Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:07:04 -0500 <b>She&#39;s really concentrating here.</b> scott nonadult Willow Smith Shaved Her Head http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/willow-smith-shaves-her-head Guess she can't whip her hair back and forth anymore.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/willow-smith-shaves-her-head Fri, 03 Feb 2012 14:49:50 -0500 <b>Guess she can&#39;t whip her hair back and forth anymore.</b> whitneyjefferson nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Michael Cera Looks Totally Skeezy With A Mustache http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/michael-cera-looks-totally-skeezy-with-a-mustache Not pictured: His recently purchased windowless van. Kids, if Michael Cera offers you candy, do not take it.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/donnad/michael-cera-looks-totally-skeezy-with-a-mustache Fri, 03 Feb 2012 13:02:58 -0500 <b>Not pictured: His recently purchased windowless van.</b> Kids, if Michael Cera offers you candy, do not take it. donnad nonadult The Vampire Woman Of Mexico http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-vampire-woman-of-mexico Meet Mary Jose Cristerna, aka “The Vampire Woman,” aka “The Woman Of Your Dreams.” What kind of dreams is she the woman of? That's a Rorshach test only you can answer.

Mexican tattoo star Mary Jose Cristerna, better known as the "La Mujer Vampiro" (Female Vampire), poses during a tattoo exhibition in Caracas January 27, 2012.

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Caracas, January 27, 2012.

(Reuters / JORGE SILVA)

Caracas, January 27, 2012.

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Caracas, January 27, 2012.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gavon/the-vampire-woman-of-mexico Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:06:10 -0500 <b>Meet Mary Jose Cristerna, aka "The Vampire Woman," aka "The Woman Of Your Dreams."</b> What kind of dreams is she the woman of? That&#39;s a Rorshach test only you can answer. gavon nonadult The "Original" Sarah McLachlan SPCA PSA http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-original-sarah-mclachlan-aspca-psa We are so lucky that Megan Amram found this. This commercial always did make me cry. Just never like this.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/the-original-sarah-mclachlan-aspca-psa Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:08:10 -0500 <b>We are so lucky that <a href="http://www.twitter.com/meganamram">Megan Amram</a> found this.</b> This commercial always did make me cry. Just never like this. jpmoore nonadult Snooki Is Pregnant http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/snooki-is-pregnant According to Radar Online . Let’s take a look at their quotational evidence.

You guys, their source is an insider. This person definitely knows what she's talking about. If she didn't didn't they wouldn't call her an "insider." It's not like they would just write about a rumor somebody told them. Not Radar. Not our greatest source of celebrity journalism. Not The Pink Lady.

And if Snooki has an announcement, it must be that she's pregnant. What else could she possibly have to talk about? It's not like she has a clothing line. (Oh.) I mean a perfume. (Right.) Did I say perfume, I meant a book deal. (Huh.) Spin-off? (Of course.) New job as a boxing promoter? (You have got to be fucking kidding me.)

And what other reason for feeling sick could Snooki ever possibly have?

Hey how did you get there damning video?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/snooki-is-pregnant Wed, 01 Feb 2012 11:33:45 -0500 <b>According to <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/02/jersey-shore-snooki-pregnant">Radar Online</a>.</b> Let's take a look at their quotational evidence. jpmoore nonadult You guys, their source is an insider. This person definitely knows what she&#39;s talking about. If she didn&#39;t didn&#39;t they wouldn&#39;t call her an "insider." It&#39;s not like they would just write about a rumor somebody told them. Not Radar. Not our greatest source of celebrity journalism. Not The Pink Lady. nonadult And if Snooki has an announcement, it must be that she&#39;s pregnant. What else could she possibly have to talk about? It&#39;s not like she has a clothing line. (<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/30/snooki-clothing-line_n_941858.html">Oh</a>.) I mean a perfume. (<a href="http://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Nicole-Polizzi/Snooki-13729.html">Right</a>.) Did I say perfume, I meant a book deal. (<a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/1451623747/?tag=buzz0f-20">Huh</a>.) Spin-off? (<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/17/jersey-shore-snooki-jwoww-hoboken-jersey-city_n_1211409.html">Of course</a>.) New job as a boxing promoter? (<a href="http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/index?id=7464174">You have got to be fucking kidding me</a>.) nonadult And what other reason for feeling sick could Snooki ever possibly have? nonadult Hey how did you get there damning video? nonadult Okay, I&#39;m not saying that she&#39;s NOT pregnant. But this is a woman (and I use that term loosely) who became famous for eating entire jars of pickles*. Now we&#39;re suspicious of her craving yogurt? Has she just <em>always</em> been pregnant? <small>*Okay also for getting really drunk. Maybe she&#39;s always been pregnant and is a time-traveller from the &#39;50s.</small> nonadult Alien Brain Hemorrhage Cocktail http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/alien-brain-hemorrhage-cocktail It's actually pretty easy to make. I am trying this ASAP.

According to LatinRapper.com:

To make an alien brain hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey's Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a few drops of grenadine syrup.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/alien-brain-hemorrhage-cocktail Sun, 29 Jan 2012 16:16:40 -0500 <b>It&#39;s actually pretty easy to make.</b> I am trying this ASAP. mjs538 nonadult nonadult According to <a href="http://latinrapper.com/blogs/?p=1893">LatinRapper.com</a>: nonadult To make an alien brain hemorrhage cocktail, fill a shot glass halfway with peach schnapps. Gently pour Bailey&#39;s Irish Cream on top. After the shot is almost full, carefully add a small amount of blue curacao. After it settles, add a few drops of grenadine syrup. nonadult Romney The Barbarian http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/romney-the-barbarian They’ve got to like this cover in Boston. Also, what’s up with Newt’s sword, torso?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeedpolitics/romney-the-barbarian Sat, 28 Jan 2012 10:54:22 -0500 <b>They've got to like this cover in Boston.</b> Also, what's up with Newt's sword, torso? buzzfeedpolitics nonadult What Was Dripping Down Christina Aguilera&#39;s Legs At Etta James&#39; Funeral? http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/what-was-dripping-down-christina-aguileras-le I, uh, yeah… no. Christina Aguilera, she who forgets the lyrics to the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, was invited to sing “At Last” today at Etta James' funeral service. She did a decent jo—OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS TRICKLING DOWN HER LEGS?! (via Dlisted )

Here are some photos of Aguilera&#39;s performance, from which you may draw your own drip-related conclusions:

Here are some photos of Aguilera's performance, from which you may draw your own drip-related conclusions:

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattcherette/what-was-dripping-down-christina-aguileras-le Sat, 28 Jan 2012 22:59:26 -0500 <strong>I, uh, yeah... no.</strong> Christina Aguilera, she who <a href="http://gawker.com/5753404/">forgets the lyrics to the National Anthem</a> at the Super Bowl, was invited to sing "At Last" today at Etta James&#39; funeral service. She did a decent jo--OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS TRICKLING DOWN HER LEGS?! (via <a href="http://dlisted.com/2012/01/28/so-xtina-sang-last-etta-james-funeral-today">Dlisted</a>) mattcherette nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult