Link: onlineschools.org
Celebrity Buzz It was only a matter of time before Tyra had a show about women with multiple vaginas. Tyra LOVES vaginas.
A Chinese woman is getting extensive plastic surgery to look like her ex-boyfriends' dream girl, Jessica Alba. Girl needs to listen to some TLC ASAP. “No Scrubs” on repeat.
All the facts you need to know, plus some. That last bit of info is a doozy.
Link: onlineschools.org
Inside Edition gave the shortest Jersey Shore star a somewhat decent makeover. People are whining but really, at least she doesn't look like Orange Noah Cyrus anymore.
Link: gawker.com
Dirty socks are the new donuts. Let's hope this is just a Reno 911 deleted scene.
Politics Buzz Why let the pro-lifers have all the fun? While they're celebrating with their fetus cookies and Tim T-bone steak, you can have a politically-aware Super Bowl party of your own. In fact, I would abort the Super Bowl altogether and have a Child's Play marathon instead.
And by cocktails, I mean shots of Jager.
The Crying Wife is one husband's attempt to record his wife's crying sessions following just about any movie they watch. I know it's wrong, but with every sob I just laugh harder and harder. The Crying Wife also cries to other movies, including Back to the Future III [yes, for real]. [via]
Be an adorably cute boy…with a bottle. [Ed. note: Have a great weekend everybody!]
Celebrity Buzz Scott Brown's daughter Ayla has released her first video, “Pick It Up”. I'm not particularly a fan of this type of music, but she has a nice voice. [Ed Note: Look out for the strategic use of the “Cross Dissolve” every five seconds to indicate time passing. This video was clearly made by an iMovie genius.]