Welp, looks like I’m never sleeping again.
Introducing the “Vulkan”.
This post will seriously egg you on.
The milk doesn’t just shut off because you’re turned on.
Dr. Sandra Lee has the best job in the world. Warning: Gross videos ahead.
Never sacrifice comfort for style again.
Just a card next year thanks. Warning: Contains some NSFW cakes.
Because what’s the point? WARNING: Extremely NSFW images ahead.
*never eats fast food again*
Dang, look at that thing go.
Welcoming the most special of deliveries.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.